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¿Syntacks iz bezt uzd elzewur?
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2008-02-10 01:25:35 -07:00 |
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A beeping frightens a mouse as a dog in a sewer.
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2009-03-12 12:57:42 -07:00 |
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A peace sign, no dust, there you have it!
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2009-03-12 09:29:49 -07:00 |
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A shit can for a nickel, that is all I ask.
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2009-03-12 13:02:36 -07:00 |
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A weak bladder will cause the Asian syndrome, medically.
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2009-03-12 13:04:28 -07:00 |
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After the successful surgery, Popeye the rhinestone shot the recruiting hippos.
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2008-03-22 20:01:43 -07:00 |
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Ah! Help me! Hollywhat? Hollywhat? Animaction.
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2008-03-22 20:07:18 -07:00 |
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America, the poison abortion by finger.
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2008-03-02 22:40:32 -07:00 |
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Antelope's meat, the grave driver.
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2009-07-21 18:47:47 -07:00 |
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As careless as a fly, the pope threw his harpsichord to the wind.
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2008-11-25 21:36:46 -07:00 |
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As weird as mackerel, Reagan left the tomb.
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2008-09-07 21:23:20 -07:00 |
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Aunt Tom was the most extraordinary worm in the dog pound.
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2008-02-16 17:16:13 -07:00 |
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Aura bucket, it comes time to sail you!
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2008-09-07 21:23:05 -07:00 |
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Bach glowed with strength as the dust peeled.
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2008-02-16 17:03:47 -07:00 |
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Banana man, oh banana man, hear my nose drip.
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2009-07-10 18:44:49 -07:00 |
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Beat the ass out, but know your work.
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2009-03-26 14:29:40 -07:00 |
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Blue, I'm so blue, and olives can no longer cure my employer.
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2008-02-16 17:22:20 -07:00 |
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Bomb the Sage of Peppertree, before he decapitates you!
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2008-11-20 20:15:33 -07:00 |
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Broxen's Quality Textiles are a simple but cunning buy.
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2008-03-22 20:48:53 -07:00 |
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Call a mime a disgrace, but you're not leaving my house!
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2008-11-20 19:47:10 -07:00 |
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Call me a liar, but explore with your line.
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2009-02-09 20:44:35 -07:00 |
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Carve out the plague, or my knees will buckle.
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2008-11-20 20:15:57 -07:00 |
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Climb the Nixon Administration to its fullest appomattox.
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2009-07-21 18:48:55 -07:00 |
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Compostment of my bedroom shall proceed with great strictness.
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2008-04-05 20:33:43 -07:00 |
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Coordinate your oxbow, or feel the eternal saddle of pain.
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2009-07-21 18:48:25 -07:00 |
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Crack the fluid, you damned mustache!
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2008-03-22 20:28:54 -07:00 |
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Created Man and Moe.
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2008-09-07 19:18:56 -07:00 |
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Cristobal, your sheep have arrived from the background!
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2008-04-05 20:45:52 -07:00 |
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Custer, the mother of sandstone.
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2008-02-17 15:12:47 -07:00 |
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Dab the sponge, and receive a historical grant for Politburo!
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2008-02-16 17:24:15 -07:00 |
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Day in, day out, with sieve in hand, he worked the land to perfection.
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2008-04-05 20:45:35 -07:00 |
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Desire is not to be what it is.
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2008-03-02 18:41:50 -07:00 |
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Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage, but the doctor slipped, so maybe I can do the tar!
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2008-09-07 21:36:54 -07:00 |
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Disc jockey, time to feed me the Irish Republican Army.
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2008-03-02 22:57:43 -07:00 |
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Divide and conquer, and may luck to rats be tame.
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2008-03-02 22:48:15 -07:00 |
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Don't look at intent in the eye, it's a suspect!
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2008-11-20 19:45:02 -07:00 |
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Dust cake, the talk of the town.
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2009-07-21 18:41:29 -07:00 |
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E.T. has no precedence.
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2008-12-24 13:09:30 -07:00 |
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Enter Jim, the son of the village.
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2009-12-24 20:52:13 -07:00 |
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Every Kung-Fu warrior is to master the art of perpendicular velocity.
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2008-04-05 20:56:27 -07:00 |
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Fearless and brave, I struck the obese man in the temple.
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2009-02-09 21:00:05 -07:00 |
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For a cripple, Gramps was amazing to have reached Lasagna.
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2008-02-16 17:20:20 -07:00 |
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For as polar as you are, a wrench seems strange.
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2008-12-14 22:28:38 -07:00 |
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Forget the pork. You're on the road now.
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2008-02-10 01:25:54 -07:00 |
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From hell, I stab at thee.
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2008-12-24 13:06:02 -07:00 |
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Goofbury, you sent a nut to the King's birthday!
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2008-09-07 21:42:02 -07:00 |
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Gopher, oh complex megalomaniac hiding place, where are you?
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2008-09-07 21:22:23 -07:00 |
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Great googly gargly, woodsman!
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2009-07-10 18:45:03 -07:00 |
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Guang Ho, take your Soviet pills with dinner!
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2008-02-17 15:16:15 -07:00 |
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Guidance, the chewable service.
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2008-09-07 21:35:09 -07:00 |
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Hey Mr. Bald Man! You need Dayquil!
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2009-02-09 20:39:33 -07:00 |
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Hold it to the grinder, for old Mildew needs it.
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2008-12-03 15:35:01 -07:00 |
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Hold the sand, rectum, and plaster shall dry.
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2008-03-22 20:12:16 -07:00 |
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Hoot to me, and remember to let out the wetness.
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2009-03-26 15:27:35 -07:00 |
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a sale ends 1/1/04?
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2008-04-05 21:00:51 -07:00 |
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I came for an incontinence check, but sadly, received an analyzing work of literature.
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2008-03-22 20:18:07 -07:00 |
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I cry in vain, not in paradise!
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2009-03-12 09:26:56 -07:00 |
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I don't know, but I think the navy's shoe polish rules.
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2008-02-16 17:12:42 -07:00 |
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I need a shot of Federation Galoot!
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2009-12-24 20:58:07 -07:00 |
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If a cyclops smells damp, remember your promises.
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2009-03-12 09:27:52 -07:00 |
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If a father waves, show your elbow.
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2008-12-24 13:10:46 -07:00 |
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If constant gyration makes you nauseous, sing a battle hymn.
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2008-04-05 20:57:07 -07:00 |
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If it made any less sense, you'd be a politician.
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2008-12-24 13:11:49 -07:00 |
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If you crack a bell, it will stink.
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2009-02-09 20:27:06 -07:00 |
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I'm sorry Baas, but the Big Bang happened in my belly!
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2008-09-07 21:27:40 -07:00 |
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It was oh so quiet until the words "sexual asylum" aroused Cerebus' bedlam.
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2008-03-22 20:13:31 -07:00 |
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It's plastic! This food's plastic!
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2008-03-22 20:32:26 -07:00 |
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It's the tallywag, and not your frozen acne.
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2008-02-16 16:36:18 -07:00 |
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Jamaican colors often stun me.
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2009-02-09 20:45:42 -07:00 |
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Jester, bake me a will of courage and sprinkle it with dimples.
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2008-03-22 20:34:48 -07:00 |
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Jurisdiction lies in your blue eleven.
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2009-02-09 20:47:52 -07:00 |
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Kill the door with the mask section!
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2008-11-20 19:46:43 -07:00 |
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Lewis bases are my comforter, spiny holes are my bread.
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2008-11-25 21:41:51 -07:00 |
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Life is not the case, Friar! Jelly mustard is!
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2008-04-05 20:59:45 -07:00 |
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Live in my frock in case of fire.
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2008-11-26 10:26:36 -07:00 |
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Look upon Queen Elizabeth, and paint contemporary music.
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2008-02-11 00:46:13 -07:00 |
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Macbeth, the courteoust flirt in the history of slime.
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2009-12-24 21:04:42 -07:00 |
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Many productions go unbent.
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2008-12-14 22:33:30 -07:00 |
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Maximus Mountain was climbed, and the people roared in anger.
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2008-11-26 18:30:40 -07:00 |
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May your cheeks be sore as Lucy in pain!
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2009-03-12 13:00:31 -07:00 |
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Me and the horsehide, an ambitious Thai couple.
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2009-03-26 14:25:42 -07:00 |
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Merlin, the jesters loft cream at you!
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2008-11-20 19:50:43 -07:00 |
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Mila sparks provoked the head scab to secrete Woody Allen.
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2008-03-22 20:16:18 -07:00 |
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Nature, innocent one, is a hay silo of memory.
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2008-02-17 15:15:44 -07:00 |
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Nikli, Hiroshima was tentacle-raped in her soft white leaves today.
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2008-02-10 23:38:44 -07:00 |
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Nohbdy's got me, my unfaithful cattle!
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2009-02-09 20:49:07 -07:00 |
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Nuts are fine, but you can't keep flying on a chair.
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2008-12-14 22:31:34 -07:00 |
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Old time rag music just won't cut it in unaccepting Latin America.
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2008-03-22 20:45:00 -07:00 |
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Ole Miss and the pizza came close to a concordat.
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2008-03-02 18:42:42 -07:00 |
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Order Scott today! And receive a free bottle of ground fly umbre.
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2008-09-07 19:15:44 -07:00 |
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Please fax me Churchill's skull as soon as possible.
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2008-02-16 18:33:50 -07:00 |
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Please move, I do believe your hair is stalking me.
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2009-02-09 20:34:18 -07:00 |
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Pork may be substituted with Williams.
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2008-09-07 19:04:21 -07:00 |
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Proud about a short length, I shipped my dealings.
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2009-03-26 14:31:30 -07:00 |
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Pump it to the surface, or be had by the salesman.
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2008-09-07 21:39:55 -07:00 |
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Quaint was he who took the portable quill too seriously.
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2008-02-11 00:51:31 -07:00 |
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Rider Man must be packaged by the 24th of Lions.
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2008-03-09 23:20:59 -07:00 |
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Right through the horrid chaos drives the smiling mortician.
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2008-03-22 20:19:59 -07:00 |
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Rudimentary understandings are hereby proclaimed the law of the land.
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2008-04-05 20:45:01 -07:00 |
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Run with hostility towards Therbal's sacriligious life.
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2008-02-17 15:08:50 -07:00 |
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Runner, catapillar, shells whistle over our day, in New York, 1971.
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2008-03-22 20:53:46 -07:00 |
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Santa Navajo, New Mexico is a cheat and a liar!
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2009-07-21 18:40:13 -07:00 |
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Scarecrow hair must ride on your journey.
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2008-03-22 20:03:21 -07:00 |
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Scurvy, oh painful one, stretch me at God's length!
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2009-03-26 15:18:19 -07:00 |
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Serve me at the Pep Boys, and know your day of reckoning.
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2008-11-20 19:42:39 -07:00 |
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Slip if you dare, but you'll cut the squaw in half.
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2009-02-09 21:09:40 -07:00 |
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Some parts of the world are pretty, but you recorded over it!
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2008-03-22 20:41:14 -07:00 |
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Spake thy papers, "Yaks, and of course, the TM guarantee."
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2008-11-25 21:37:23 -07:00 |
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Stand on me until I blow into Clubworth's head.
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2008-11-26 18:29:14 -07:00 |
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Stand the Ranstan Giant!
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2009-02-09 20:41:31 -07:00 |
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Take these skis, and thou shalt be Dragonheart.
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2008-02-11 00:57:43 -07:00 |
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Tarantula, the wicked vampire, goes to the sock.
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2009-12-24 21:05:38 -07:00 |
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The arm of Old Sammy is an error of Type 3.
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2008-02-17 15:04:45 -07:00 |
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The balding head rose in view of the monitor.
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2008-03-22 20:51:32 -07:00 |
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The best draft horse in the league could pull naught but brotherly love.
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2008-04-05 20:38:22 -07:00 |
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The border of Antonio Land came into conflict with la familia.
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2008-03-02 22:57:23 -07:00 |
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The cowboy stew; how good can many legs be?
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2009-12-24 20:43:43 -07:00 |
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The day I recycle my anatomy, tell the hearth I am through.
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2008-04-05 20:39:05 -07:00 |
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The deck is wiped while the Avery opportunity is all for one.
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2008-03-02 22:47:16 -07:00 |
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The evil side of ignorance is Marching Milde's umbrella.
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2008-02-16 17:29:52 -07:00 |
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The Gold Claim was his mother's basket all the time.
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2008-03-22 20:02:26 -07:00 |
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The loud noise that deafens you is the shoe you cannot see.
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2008-02-08 03:00:46 -07:00 |
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The merchant grandma gained power over Yuletide, by George Orwell.
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2008-03-09 22:54:02 -07:00 |
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The narrator played the role of a freak in a suit, too.
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2009-03-26 15:16:20 -07:00 |
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The Next Generation sped away from the neo-news reporter.
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2008-03-22 20:19:31 -07:00 |
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The old-fashioned toffee box came too far down the line to provide glee.
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2008-03-22 20:17:11 -07:00 |
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The Ostend Manifesto bared its razor-sharp teeth.
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2009-07-21 18:44:33 -07:00 |
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The round buttmonkey says seven, ah, llama dee!
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2008-11-25 20:53:10 -07:00 |
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The scarecrow may be garbage, but don't forget ME!
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2009-03-12 09:29:33 -07:00 |
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The sensor is too inept for you to live.
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2009-02-09 20:46:18 -07:00 |
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The silver runs as the victory spawls.
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2009-12-24 21:05:10 -07:00 |
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The square gears have successfully civilized the savage urethra.
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2008-03-09 22:59:02 -07:00 |
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The Wampanoag is my favorite action figure.
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2009-07-21 18:42:39 -07:00 |
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The waxing moon passed over the cicada and ruptured its appendix.
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2009-07-21 18:47:10 -07:00 |
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The Yin-Yang pleased old madam, for there was Wheaty.
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2008-09-07 21:29:27 -07:00 |
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There sat Jim Tartar, aboard the British sand ship.
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2008-02-11 00:54:32 -07:00 |
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There's a dent in your head and grass in the background.
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2009-02-09 20:40:49 -07:00 |
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Those are some nice ball bearings you got there, leather processor.
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2008-04-05 20:50:52 -07:00 |
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Throw the cake, before the flag gets into the cobwebs.
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2008-02-10 23:37:38 -07:00 |
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Tis' quills that helped me pick a cotton sandwich.
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2008-11-26 18:28:19 -07:00 |
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To be him, be a Water Narff.
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2008-09-07 19:10:34 -07:00 |
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To be or not to be, that is the froinlavin of the smell.
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2008-03-09 23:23:31 -07:00 |
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To inform a person, inject fluid.
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2008-11-26 18:28:48 -07:00 |
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Touch a tight butt, and someday fuck a hernia.
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2008-11-20 19:38:12 -07:00 |
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Undercover, however, has great benefits.
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2008-12-24 13:16:33 -07:00 |
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Voodoo in a maze, a concept of life.
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2008-04-05 20:36:38 -07:00 |
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We all live in a world, to be sure.
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2008-11-26 18:26:27 -07:00 |
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When the chime strikes noon, I'll be in bed with typhoid.
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2008-02-11 00:40:01 -07:00 |
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When willingness to compromise gets your better half, you must obtain.
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2008-04-05 20:39:36 -07:00 |
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Why do we use beans to howl in our pajamas?
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2009-02-09 21:11:17 -07:00 |
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Williamsburg Airlines flew into freak wormholes, and mother, bake me some cookies.
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2008-03-22 20:14:30 -07:00 |
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Wiping his diarrhea, Hercules said, "I am a united man."
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2008-03-02 22:40:17 -07:00 |
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With a snicker, the evil audience proceeded through the process of modern balloting.
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2008-02-17 15:11:06 -07:00 |
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Word to your gastric juices, styrofoam rookie!
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2008-11-25 21:33:41 -07:00 |
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Yoda wants your redness now, young Arab.
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2009-03-26 15:16:41 -07:00 |
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You blockhead! You nearly glued my stool!
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2009-03-12 13:01:04 -07:00 |
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You broke my eye! You Pig Fish Cream!
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2008-02-16 16:31:29 -07:00 |
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You say, I do, but no dice.
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2009-03-12 13:05:33 -07:00 |
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You wretched dummy, you failed to eject yourself!
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2008-12-03 16:12:20 -07:00 |
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