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"How many licks does it take to get to a 3-sided llama?", I might theorize.
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2008-11-25 21:43:13 -07:00 |
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"Land Ho!" says I, as the cloth falls.
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2009-07-10 18:46:20 -07:00 |
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"Protect the right flank," stated the shiny Melville.
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2008-02-11 00:38:56 -07:00 |
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¡Vivo!, you potato!
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2009-12-24 20:47:23 -07:00 |
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¿Es simpático? No, an axle for Crableg!
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2008-09-07 21:25:51 -07:00 |
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¿Syntacks iz bezt uzd elzewur?
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2008-02-10 01:25:35 -07:00 |
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25 years of professional plax has got us to the stature of flourescent manlihood.
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2008-03-22 20:09:46 -07:00 |
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3-D spiderlegs, ahh!
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2008-09-07 21:38:44 -07:00 |
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A bath in the shadows rung untrue.
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2009-03-26 14:31:58 -07:00 |
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A beeping frightens a mouse as a dog in a sewer.
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2009-03-12 12:57:42 -07:00 |
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A blind man stumbled upon "A seal goes to the bathroom".
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2008-03-22 20:12:53 -07:00 |
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A child of the '70's can truly say "hairball".
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2008-04-05 20:43:08 -07:00 |
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A choir, ye booby trap, a choir!
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2008-12-03 12:48:09 -07:00 |
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A clicking dagger, a danger in one's glasses.
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2009-03-12 13:01:57 -07:00 |
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A dark alchemy lab isn't the afternoon I expected.
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2009-07-10 18:44:26 -07:00 |
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A good cattle drive will becalm me.
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2009-03-12 12:53:38 -07:00 |
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A Greek in a suit is odd to have founded the Big Mac.
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2008-03-09 22:55:03 -07:00 |
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A green light emanated from my cousin's bosom.
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2009-03-26 15:19:47 -07:00 |
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A known doctor is to repeat your poem at the tone.
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2009-03-26 15:18:35 -07:00 |
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A peace sign, no dust, there you have it!
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2009-03-12 09:29:49 -07:00 |
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A polycarbonate cyclotron might just be the experimental token.
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2008-11-20 20:49:14 -07:00 |
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A school of pickpocketing is a whit of the past.
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2008-02-17 15:15:12 -07:00 |
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A shit can for a nickel, that is all I ask.
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2009-03-12 13:02:36 -07:00 |
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A shoehorn in the press is a good sign.
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2008-02-16 16:32:34 -07:00 |
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A weak bladder will cause the Asian syndrome, medically.
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2009-03-12 13:04:28 -07:00 |
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A woolen shield shall save one from a heart attack.
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2009-03-26 14:32:41 -07:00 |
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A.P. XO, Lear's favorite.
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2009-12-24 20:45:54 -07:00 |
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Achtung, Sam, there goes our tail.
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2008-03-02 22:44:20 -07:00 |
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Adam and Eve were lucky, they had naked subliminal messages!
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2008-09-07 19:19:18 -07:00 |
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Aerocord is the manufacturer of the XM-NERD flying bicycle series.
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2008-04-05 20:52:05 -07:00 |
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After the successful surgery, Popeye the rhinestone shot the recruiting hippos.
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2008-03-22 20:01:43 -07:00 |
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Ah! Help me! Hollywhat? Hollywhat? Animaction.
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2008-03-22 20:07:18 -07:00 |
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Ah!!! The wells of Menzoberranzan!
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2009-12-24 20:59:10 -07:00 |
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Ah, a light I can finally share with.
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2009-03-12 09:29:01 -07:00 |
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Ahh! The gophers have come!
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2009-02-09 20:37:32 -07:00 |
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Ahh, the screech of holes.
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2008-09-07 19:05:08 -07:00 |
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Ahh, the waves of chocolate so hard and shiny.
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2008-09-07 19:10:19 -07:00 |
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Alamo the brave has failed you!
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2009-03-12 13:05:21 -07:00 |
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All city speech elements must report to the desk after the ear time.
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2008-03-22 20:09:23 -07:00 |
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All degenerate cultures have been sentenced for assimilation in a fortune cookie.
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2008-03-09 22:52:42 -07:00 |
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All my minions have a corkscrew appearance, whereas the brilliance of me is that of a benevolent Andalusian deity.
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2008-02-17 15:07:05 -07:00 |
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All the basic necessities of life were never provided until the Good Man's Era.
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2008-02-17 15:10:40 -07:00 |
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All you do is snap low on pigstaff!
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2008-09-07 21:40:44 -07:00 |
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America, the poison abortion by finger.
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2008-03-02 22:40:32 -07:00 |
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An awful plague has struck the pickle community.
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2008-12-14 22:31:15 -07:00 |
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And look at luck to you, on the river!
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2008-09-07 21:28:07 -07:00 |
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And Mylanta saves the day...
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2008-02-10 01:26:21 -07:00 |
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And the little bunnies go bouncing off!
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2008-02-16 16:29:43 -07:00 |
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And you'll walk as the tin man goes to storage.
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2008-02-11 00:38:09 -07:00 |
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Animal Farm is a wonderful hotel; it's got cake for all!
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2008-09-07 21:18:31 -07:00 |
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Anne Sexton must be segregated in this hobknob society.
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2008-03-09 22:55:46 -07:00 |
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Antelope's meat, the grave driver.
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2009-07-21 18:47:47 -07:00 |
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Apes, the freckle of hope.
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2009-07-10 18:55:00 -07:00 |
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Aphrodisiac Central, ah the feeling!
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2008-04-05 20:32:52 -07:00 |
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Apocalypse is the instrument on which we run.
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2008-02-17 15:09:48 -07:00 |
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Arabian barnacles meter the substitute's playroom.
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2008-02-16 17:17:37 -07:00 |
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Are you happy about Weird Al's song about you? Nowheee!
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2008-03-22 20:06:27 -07:00 |
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Arnie, stifle that squeaky handball with one of your blackmail projectiles.
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2008-04-05 20:47:07 -07:00 |
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Art, the earth is littered with Waxon!
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2009-07-10 18:48:29 -07:00 |
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As a punishment, Farkas, I shall banish you to the buckwheat farmers' camp!
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2008-04-05 20:52:24 -07:00 |
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As a wizard, you are destined to stuff a bottle.
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2008-12-14 22:32:55 -07:00 |
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As careless as a fly, the pope threw his harpsichord to the wind.
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2008-11-25 21:36:46 -07:00 |
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As dumb as the needlepoint, dear.
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2009-07-10 18:49:53 -07:00 |
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As if the water could not burp!
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2008-03-09 22:53:15 -07:00 |
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As physics progresses, the lentil crop wilts.
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2008-11-26 18:29:00 -07:00 |
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As the faithful pound the floor, inheritance has been overhanded.
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2008-12-03 12:47:55 -07:00 |
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As the weeks turn by, uncover your time raincheck.
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2009-02-09 21:08:39 -07:00 |
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As weird as mackerel, Reagan left the tomb.
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2008-09-07 21:23:20 -07:00 |
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Ass-mana from the bard, yeah!
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2008-02-16 16:33:18 -07:00 |
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At Camp Snoopy, there is but a trifle of the easy life.
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2008-03-22 20:49:13 -07:00 |
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At the Hertz, the time will be, March 27 and counting.
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2009-03-26 15:20:24 -07:00 |
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Audbon with peanuts mmm, mmm good.
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2008-03-22 20:31:04 -07:00 |
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Aunt Tom was the most extraordinary worm in the dog pound.
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2008-02-16 17:16:13 -07:00 |
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Auntie Em, the Charleston caught me in twine!!
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2008-09-07 21:34:58 -07:00 |
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Aura bucket, it comes time to sail you!
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2008-09-07 21:23:05 -07:00 |
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Away from the road my nausea goes!
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2008-11-20 19:37:20 -07:00 |
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Baboushka, fetch me a scrawny pail of gruel!
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2009-03-26 15:19:17 -07:00 |
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Bach glowed with strength as the dust peeled.
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2008-02-16 17:03:47 -07:00 |
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Bag my arm, bat boy.
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2008-03-02 22:51:03 -07:00 |
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Bake one a cake to unleash the magic of smack.
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2008-11-20 19:49:56 -07:00 |
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Banana man, oh banana man, hear my nose drip.
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2009-07-10 18:44:49 -07:00 |
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Battery, time for your daily kitchen review.
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2008-03-22 20:44:04 -07:00 |
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Be glib when writing your will.
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2009-02-09 20:48:03 -07:00 |
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Be quaint and faint you law following Cheerio! Cheerio! Cheerio!
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2008-09-07 19:26:44 -07:00 |
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Be sublime and smell backhand pitbulls.
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2008-09-07 19:19:49 -07:00 |
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Be too, or you'll think booze.
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2009-12-24 20:45:03 -07:00 |
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Beaching on a wardrobe is a hippie practice.
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2009-03-12 13:06:06 -07:00 |
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Beat the ass out, but know your work.
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2009-03-26 14:29:40 -07:00 |
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Beautiful lawns, however you see them, are rich in mucus.
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2009-03-26 15:22:01 -07:00 |
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Before you go to bed, may I recommend those symbolic meanings?
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2008-02-16 17:18:25 -07:00 |
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Being stuck in the vacuum of space will leave a mark.
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2008-03-22 20:12:33 -07:00 |
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Bert, lest you be spoiled, come close your mouth.
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2008-02-10 01:26:35 -07:00 |
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Bessy is my eternal sandwich of weaving.
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2009-07-10 18:50:17 -07:00 |
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Big toes, little books, and a minute case of Intergalactic War should do you good.
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2008-03-22 20:33:42 -07:00 |
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Bilk the lambswool...and meet infinite Cheetos?!?
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2008-02-10 01:42:58 -07:00 |
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Black pine saws, wolverine man!
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2008-03-22 20:35:12 -07:00 |
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Blest you art, now sweep the train!
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2008-02-10 01:27:20 -07:00 |
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Blue, I'm so blue, and olives can no longer cure my employer.
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2008-02-16 17:22:20 -07:00 |
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Blurp! Blurp! I lost my shoelaces in here!
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2008-12-03 16:14:09 -07:00 |
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Bomb the Sage of Peppertree, before he decapitates you!
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2008-11-20 20:15:33 -07:00 |
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Bombard the defenseless bowtie, kind sir.
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2008-03-22 20:36:55 -07:00 |
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Booger brooks aren't very cleansing.
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2008-12-24 13:06:51 -07:00 |
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Boogers stuck to my liver.
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2008-12-14 22:27:49 -07:00 |
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Book knows that press strike at Carl 'o Clock.
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2008-03-22 20:39:37 -07:00 |
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Bounce and kill, for Dicky's Restaurant room!
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2008-12-03 15:34:07 -07:00 |
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Bounce off the car road, Frank.
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2009-03-26 14:26:25 -07:00 |
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Braid your hair, your shoelaces are spitting on me.
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2009-02-09 20:34:58 -07:00 |
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Braveheart hair must be ionized between the two styrofoam trophies.
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2008-03-22 20:12:03 -07:00 |
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Bravo! The newt canal went to war!
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2008-11-25 21:33:01 -07:00 |
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Break down my house, and Fabio will eternally curse you.
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2008-02-11 00:52:35 -07:00 |
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Break through! Break through! If you don't, Webster's flag will plunge itself into your cuticle!
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2008-11-25 21:34:35 -07:00 |
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Break your navel timepiece, it's been pre-destined!
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2008-02-16 18:38:10 -07:00 |
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Breathe, and one, and...Krispy Kremes for all!
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2008-02-10 01:36:31 -07:00 |
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Brown out the heartmeat for Cousin Storm!
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2008-11-20 19:37:06 -07:00 |
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Broxen's Quality Textiles are a simple but cunning buy.
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2008-03-22 20:48:53 -07:00 |
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Build off of a Royal Quart of dry ice.
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2008-04-05 20:44:37 -07:00 |
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But I don't belong in this pillow, Wilbert.
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2008-02-10 23:39:32 -07:00 |
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But running was the hair cup.
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2009-02-09 20:42:14 -07:00 |
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Butterlick, you snod, fetch the beans!
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2008-09-07 21:23:41 -07:00 |
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Buzz got kicked out.
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2009-07-10 18:58:28 -07:00 |
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Call a mime a disgrace, but you're not leaving my house!
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2008-11-20 19:47:10 -07:00 |
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Call me a liar, but explore with your line.
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2009-02-09 20:44:35 -07:00 |
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Call the pornographic agent immediately, or I'll mail you a cherry bomb!
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2008-04-05 20:57:28 -07:00 |
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Camarero, Mrs. Parker needs her bathroom.
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2008-03-22 20:32:43 -07:00 |
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Carve out the plague, or my knees will buckle.
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2008-11-20 20:15:57 -07:00 |
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Castrate my brow, great one.
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2008-02-16 17:10:12 -07:00 |
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Catch the slug and drop it on Checkers!
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2008-11-20 19:39:13 -07:00 |
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Catelina emus must be rabbi's wifes.
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2008-03-22 20:02:41 -07:00 |
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Central Peru is the worst naval base imaginable.
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2008-03-09 22:48:54 -07:00 |
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Chalkebola must be painted, Van Gogh!
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2008-03-22 20:00:08 -07:00 |
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Checkered cards are never enough for the slight of hand.
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2008-03-22 20:31:50 -07:00 |
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Checkered marks stain Telemachus' peplos.
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2008-11-26 18:25:07 -07:00 |
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Chewy but tasty, my friend.
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2009-07-21 18:40:55 -07:00 |
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Chinese quotients, however small, are universally revered.
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2008-03-09 22:48:05 -07:00 |
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Chlorine is the root cause of Juniper Curvature.
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2008-03-22 20:36:25 -07:00 |
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Chuck it, and the germs of your troubles will staple.
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2008-03-22 20:35:25 -07:00 |
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Chuckie and the bleu cheese are old high school comrades.
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2008-11-20 19:48:39 -07:00 |
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Cigars in the pot, heads up!
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2008-11-20 20:14:52 -07:00 |
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Clammy and insomnia-ridden, you dip in.
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2009-03-12 13:06:40 -07:00 |
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Clean the bedpan, Giraffe!
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2008-09-07 21:21:02 -07:00 |
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Climax is always quite like a bittersweet hickory twig.
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2008-03-22 20:04:41 -07:00 |
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Climb the Nixon Administration to its fullest appomattox.
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2009-07-21 18:48:55 -07:00 |
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Comb my thrice penny pot for Teddy!
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2008-11-26 18:31:57 -07:00 |
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Combing your hair will never produce what you wish.
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2009-03-12 13:00:08 -07:00 |
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Come to the teddy bear toilet for America's sake.
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2009-03-12 13:03:04 -07:00 |
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Compostment of my bedroom shall proceed with great strictness.
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2008-04-05 20:33:43 -07:00 |
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Condescencion sees you off to bed.
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2008-11-25 21:40:46 -07:00 |
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Conk the table on the head before it explodes!
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2009-12-24 20:51:45 -07:00 |
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Converse the elements, Pencap Will.
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2008-03-09 23:17:03 -07:00 |
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Cookie Monster ate my NAFTA shirt!
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2008-09-07 21:39:38 -07:00 |
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Coordinate your oxbow, or feel the eternal saddle of pain.
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2009-07-21 18:48:25 -07:00 |
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Crack the fluid, you damned mustache!
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2008-03-22 20:28:54 -07:00 |
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Crank it up, Ginseng!
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2008-09-07 19:16:23 -07:00 |
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Created Man and Moe.
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2008-09-07 19:18:56 -07:00 |
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Crinkly tape, miserable eyelashes, and plane tickets on my kleenex.
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2008-03-09 22:58:00 -07:00 |
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Cristobal, your sheep have arrived from the background!
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2008-04-05 20:45:52 -07:00 |
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Crockpots are impossible to see through.
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2009-03-26 14:34:24 -07:00 |
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Custer, the mother of sandstone.
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2008-02-17 15:12:47 -07:00 |
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Custodial staff parks the Indiana raceway.
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2009-02-09 20:38:38 -07:00 |
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Dab the sponge, and receive a historical grant for Politburo!
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2008-02-16 17:24:15 -07:00 |
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Dancing with Bratbones was my first time.
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2008-04-05 20:41:15 -07:00 |
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Data, don't fail me now.
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2008-12-14 22:29:26 -07:00 |
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Day in, day out, with sieve in hand, he worked the land to perfection.
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2008-04-05 20:45:35 -07:00 |
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Deep fried computer graphics and fox Czech, ah, for breakfast.
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2008-02-17 15:17:25 -07:00 |
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Dement my mom, please!
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2008-03-09 22:56:58 -07:00 |
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Desire is not to be what it is.
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2008-03-02 18:41:50 -07:00 |
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Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage, but the doctor slipped, so maybe I can do the tar!
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2008-09-07 21:36:54 -07:00 |
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Detective O'Malley, yin and yang.
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2008-03-22 19:59:31 -07:00 |
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Dictate the front-running guanoboys to me.
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2008-02-11 00:57:00 -07:00 |
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Dig your ditch to perfection.
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2008-11-20 19:38:36 -07:00 |
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Disc jockey, time to feed me the Irish Republican Army.
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2008-03-02 22:57:43 -07:00 |
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Divide and conquer, and may luck to rats be tame.
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2008-03-02 22:48:15 -07:00 |
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Do you know how the halls ring with hospital germs?
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2009-03-26 14:28:47 -07:00 |
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Do you? I camp in Stegosaurus country!
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2009-07-10 18:57:48 -07:00 |
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Does your perspective like me?
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2008-12-24 13:11:34 -07:00 |
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Dominate every assertation that dwells within you.
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2008-04-05 20:38:41 -07:00 |
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Don't answer for bulls!
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2008-12-03 12:49:40 -07:00 |
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Don't be a loner with a lot of friends and tables.
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2009-03-12 08:36:26 -07:00 |
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Don't come crawlin' to me when your flaming Nubian says "Hidey ho!"
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2008-11-25 21:38:53 -07:00 |
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Don't eat the colors, they'll break.
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2009-02-09 20:25:27 -07:00 |
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Don't forget your congressman's yams.
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2008-12-24 13:15:12 -07:00 |
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Don't look at intent in the eye, it's a suspect!
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2008-11-20 19:45:02 -07:00 |
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Don't look at me like that! The beans grow long!
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2009-02-09 20:38:11 -07:00 |
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Don't shout at your pins, Joaquin.
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2009-03-12 08:37:32 -07:00 |
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Don't step on me, I am quite worthy of bidding.
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2009-03-12 09:25:21 -07:00 |
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Don't tell me you didn't pop the locker?
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2009-03-12 08:35:45 -07:00 |
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Don't yell at me! CA-CA, CA-CA.
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2009-02-09 20:33:54 -07:00 |
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Dough is in my rubber pillow.
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2009-07-21 18:41:17 -07:00 |
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Downriver from you, apprentice, lies the Last Cup of Tribulation.
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2008-04-05 20:34:28 -07:00 |
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Draco's birthday coincided with the Lunatic New Year.
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2008-03-22 20:06:01 -07:00 |
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Dry ice surrounds a lonely mushroom in a mirage.
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2009-03-26 14:29:25 -07:00 |
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Dry the different Gumbi.
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2009-12-24 21:06:11 -07:00 |
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Dust cake, the talk of the town.
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2009-07-21 18:41:29 -07:00 |
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Dust rot was the case that they gave me!
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2008-03-22 19:58:56 -07:00 |
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Dwell on a drooling Muenster cheese in the order shown.
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2008-11-20 19:44:40 -07:00 |
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E.T. has no precedence.
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2008-12-24 13:09:30 -07:00 |
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Earthquake, spring-loaded buster, stop smoking!
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2008-03-22 20:07:34 -07:00 |
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Eeyore is glad that you've come for your hand.
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2008-11-26 18:29:31 -07:00 |
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Elba the Brave set out to fight the Styro Pizza.
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2008-03-22 20:04:54 -07:00 |
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Elephant bauble!
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2009-12-24 20:54:09 -07:00 |
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Elephant nosebumps reek of the Devil, sirrah.
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2008-04-05 20:35:04 -07:00 |
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Embrace me my dear sweet influenza outbreak!
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2008-03-22 20:38:07 -07:00 |
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English must be taught in boxes everywhere.
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2008-02-11 00:55:27 -07:00 |
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Enter Jim, the son of the village.
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2009-12-24 20:52:13 -07:00 |
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Equife o nimbo!
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2008-09-07 19:20:22 -07:00 |
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Ernest was but a wee lad when he found the Zinc Bullet of Camelot.
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2008-02-16 17:19:05 -07:00 |
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Eternal is the car seat made by a Chinese consortium.
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2009-12-24 20:48:31 -07:00 |
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Even Maalox can't immortalize me now!
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2008-02-16 17:29:26 -07:00 |
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Eveready, Eveready is croaking doorball.
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2008-09-07 19:52:29 -07:00 |
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Every Kung-Fu warrior is to master the art of perpendicular velocity.
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2008-04-05 20:56:27 -07:00 |
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Every man knows his lobotomy.
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2009-07-21 18:45:25 -07:00 |
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Every time you die, don't forget my alligator.
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2008-12-24 13:15:41 -07:00 |
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Everybody run fast at a colorful floor.
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2009-03-26 14:30:56 -07:00 |
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Evian water, drained from the rocks of Polynesia.
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2009-03-26 14:34:43 -07:00 |
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Evil is the SimCity 2000 that can't get its mayoral cabinet to purchase silver.
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2008-04-05 20:58:09 -07:00 |
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Excuse me miss, are your eyebrows missing?
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2008-12-14 22:30:01 -07:00 |
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Explore the inner beauty of the Saskatchewon hog people.
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2008-04-05 20:49:05 -07:00 |
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Extra sit-ups can rot the brain!
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2008-03-22 20:10:10 -07:00 |
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Eyes are meant to be fixed.
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2008-12-14 17:37:00 -07:00 |
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Fail, and you shall be returned.
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2008-02-11 00:56:05 -07:00 |
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Falderal, the eraser didn't bounce through your yard!
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2008-09-07 21:36:04 -07:00 |
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Far away, there lays the medical wall.
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2009-03-26 14:30:18 -07:00 |
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Fearless and brave, I struck the obese man in the temple.
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2009-02-09 21:00:05 -07:00 |
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Feathers-a-Twist comes separately.
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2008-02-10 01:38:12 -07:00 |
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Feed me lettuce, Wolfgang!
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2008-11-26 18:27:34 -07:00 |
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Field insects do not benefit with spots.
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2008-03-22 20:31:16 -07:00 |
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Flatten me, and never shall another crepe live!
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2009-02-09 21:03:47 -07:00 |
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Flecks of straw litter your cutting room, Paramount.
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2009-03-26 14:23:49 -07:00 |
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Flexible honors for us, Sally!
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2009-07-21 18:42:52 -07:00 |
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Follow Hardy's vaporizer and the tarnish man says "yay!!"
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2008-02-10 01:21:23 -07:00 |
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For a cripple, Gramps was amazing to have reached Lasagna.
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2008-02-16 17:20:20 -07:00 |
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For a domino, that was a good performance.
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2008-12-24 13:13:55 -07:00 |
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For a necktie to be safe, you must hit it.
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2008-12-14 22:33:08 -07:00 |
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For always, the May Company.
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2009-03-12 13:06:22 -07:00 |
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For as long as you're with me, you must take Motrin.
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2008-12-24 13:09:18 -07:00 |
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For as polar as you are, a wrench seems strange.
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2008-12-14 22:28:38 -07:00 |
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For those about to rock, I used to live here.
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2008-02-29 12:19:53 -07:00 |
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For what it's worth, your writing propelled me.
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2008-12-24 13:11:24 -07:00 |
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For your next assignment, go cork Honeycomb Ridge.
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2008-09-07 21:22:47 -07:00 |
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Forget the pork. You're on the road now.
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2008-02-10 01:25:54 -07:00 |
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Forrest Gump cares not about your ricocheting aneurysm.
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2008-12-03 15:32:17 -07:00 |
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Forward my mucous on to the Chairman of Underwater Raspberries.
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2008-04-05 20:47:58 -07:00 |
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Freaky man Bo.
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2008-09-07 19:55:55 -07:00 |
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Freeze my salt, for Nero has come.
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2008-09-07 21:19:48 -07:00 |
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Friar John stole my sacred Hibachi!
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2008-02-11 00:53:42 -07:00 |
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Friendly can be my pan likes.
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2008-09-07 19:52:56 -07:00 |
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From hell, I stab at thee.
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2008-12-24 13:06:02 -07:00 |
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Fruculent appetites are worth the wait.
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2008-03-02 18:43:27 -07:00 |
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Fun meal at China Inn!
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2008-12-03 15:34:16 -07:00 |
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Fuse the crackers, and wash the tape, but don't forget the Ebola virus.
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2009-02-09 20:39:10 -07:00 |
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Garlic blames you as a bird lays a box.
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2009-03-26 14:32:53 -07:00 |
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Garlic suede goes to the hole in order.
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2008-11-26 18:31:36 -07:00 |
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Gelt comes from one source, the quarry of dwarves.
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2009-03-26 14:24:34 -07:00 |
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Gentlemen, your buzzers are rad!
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2008-11-26 18:28:38 -07:00 |
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Geology tells me this is some manner of disguise.
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2008-03-09 23:24:14 -07:00 |
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George Washington was the most faithful retriever.
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2009-12-24 20:45:17 -07:00 |
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Get off the chair, the worm grew up.
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2009-03-12 13:05:06 -07:00 |
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Get off the mat, or a grasshopper will strike.
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2008-12-24 13:15:29 -07:00 |
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Get the energon cubes from the Graviton Well!
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2008-02-16 16:37:10 -07:00 |
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Get up, get down, get up, get down.
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2009-02-09 20:35:15 -07:00 |
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Give and take a fountain pen...oh, and give yourself a buzz.
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2008-02-10 01:41:51 -07:00 |
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Go ahead, make my golden shit.
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2008-09-07 19:12:47 -07:00 |
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Go burn me a Confederate flag; I'm starvin'!
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2008-11-25 21:40:29 -07:00 |
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Go maim your own price tag!
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2008-11-20 20:47:06 -07:00 |
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Go to the infirmary for the epilogue, Sarge.
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2008-09-07 21:20:51 -07:00 |
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Goatees aren't good for nuns.
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2008-12-24 13:10:19 -07:00 |
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Goo Goo Dolls are playing at the podium, so shout out.
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2008-03-02 20:03:29 -07:00 |
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Good King Speedstick awaits the return.
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2009-12-24 20:56:40 -07:00 |
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Goodness gracious, have you no love of textiles?
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2008-02-10 01:35:20 -07:00 |
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Goodwill shall give one pears for nothing.
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2008-11-26 18:26:17 -07:00 |
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Goofbury, you sent a nut to the King's birthday!
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2008-09-07 21:42:02 -07:00 |
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Gopher, oh complex megalomaniac hiding place, where are you?
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2008-09-07 21:22:23 -07:00 |
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Grab your heel for a talking street.
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2009-03-26 14:29:03 -07:00 |
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Great googly gargly, woodsman!
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2009-07-10 18:45:03 -07:00 |
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Great scot, he's biting my hall pass!
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2008-11-26 18:26:03 -07:00 |
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Green lepers for 10 cents a pack!
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2008-12-03 15:32:51 -07:00 |
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Grenade launchers never visit the latrine on Fridays.
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2008-03-02 22:47:35 -07:00 |
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Guang Ho, take your Soviet pills with dinner!
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2008-02-17 15:16:15 -07:00 |
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Guidance, the chewable service.
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2008-09-07 21:35:09 -07:00 |
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Ha, ha, ha, I now control Mother's Cookie Lounge!!
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2008-09-07 21:18:55 -07:00 |
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Habits are like squares in a garden, utterly disgusting.
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2008-04-05 20:32:17 -07:00 |
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Hairless books do not bring measles.
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2008-02-11 00:39:12 -07:00 |
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Hale, the dark saloon, English bark.
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2008-02-16 17:14:25 -07:00 |
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Hallowo, catch the evil spitting grapeseed immediately!
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2009-12-24 20:50:41 -07:00 |
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Halt! You don't live in Helga Fence!
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2008-09-07 21:40:34 -07:00 |
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Ham Man, stop the flow!
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2008-11-20 19:50:26 -07:00 |
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Hams in the toilet roll miss you muchly.
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2009-12-24 20:46:27 -07:00 |
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Hand me a monomial, Sherman.
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2009-07-10 18:58:21 -07:00 |
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Hang it up, Amos, there's no twilight to strum!
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2008-11-20 19:37:34 -07:00 |
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Has Ekwefi fallen in the yams? No, to bed with you Ezinma!
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2008-09-07 21:27:06 -07:00 |
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He who eats celery doesn't have a clue.
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2009-03-12 08:36:00 -07:00 |
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He who eats the tomato gets slapped.
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2009-02-09 20:24:26 -07:00 |
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He who gains money speaks on the floor.
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2009-03-12 08:36:54 -07:00 |
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He who spits on the air conditioner opens the window.
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2009-03-12 08:35:14 -07:00 |
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He who steals the shaving cream, actually steals the juice.
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2009-03-12 08:31:21 -07:00 |
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Hear ye, hear ye! The shoe has come to peace.
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2009-07-10 18:56:55 -07:00 |
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Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up the drain!
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2008-02-11 00:32:57 -07:00 |
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Here comes the biscuit with his delicious hat!
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2009-02-09 21:09:59 -07:00 |
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Here in your bedroom, I can turn my Junker on!
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2008-03-22 20:15:38 -07:00 |
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Here's the sheriff for your moss issue!
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2008-12-03 16:16:16 -07:00 |
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Herman, enter for rich stud.
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2009-12-24 20:47:45 -07:00 |
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He's gonna awok you!
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2009-12-24 21:01:16 -07:00 |
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Hey Foxymophandlemama, That's Me has laryngitis!
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2009-12-24 21:00:08 -07:00 |
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Hey Mr. Bald Man! You need Dayquil!
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2009-02-09 20:39:33 -07:00 |
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Hey! That's me, I'm Conchita!
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2009-02-09 20:35:29 -07:00 |
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Hey, lady, you can't appropriate my pillbox hat.
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2008-03-09 22:57:28 -07:00 |
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Hey, stop choking the cheese.
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2009-02-09 20:27:22 -07:00 |
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Hey, stop huggieing the ducks!
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2009-03-12 08:34:50 -07:00 |
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Hey, what's cooking? Saibando, you fool!
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2008-11-20 20:48:12 -07:00 |
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Hey, you forgot the totalitarian Marcos.
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2008-03-22 20:11:41 -07:00 |
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Historically, gross books are indistinguishable recommendations.
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2008-03-22 20:05:18 -07:00 |
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Ho ho, I see you boxing with a depressed string.
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2009-03-26 14:24:16 -07:00 |
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Ho, ho, ho for the plane cheese.
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2008-02-10 23:36:25 -07:00 |
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Hold a kettle to Todd! Are you nuts?
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2008-11-26 18:25:31 -07:00 |
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Hold it to the grinder, for old Mildew needs it.
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2008-12-03 15:35:01 -07:00 |
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Hold the mayonnaise, but not the rosewood cabinet.
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2008-11-20 19:40:54 -07:00 |
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Hold the sand, rectum, and plaster shall dry.
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2008-03-22 20:12:16 -07:00 |
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Home is my plexiglass window.
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2008-09-07 21:38:53 -07:00 |
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Hoot the six-legged fog machine, Jack!
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2008-03-22 20:30:49 -07:00 |
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Hoot to me, and remember to let out the wetness.
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2009-03-26 15:27:35 -07:00 |
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Hoover Dam bursts with the elimination of the cornucopia!
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2009-03-26 14:30:04 -07:00 |
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Hornrimmed beer goggles were a gas in the '50's!
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2009-07-21 18:40:00 -07:00 |
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How beautiful you tinkle, my love!
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2008-09-07 21:38:30 -07:00 |
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How dare tofu stick to your lips!
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2008-12-14 22:28:01 -07:00 |
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How dare you present me with a salt lick, General!
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2008-03-22 20:51:13 -07:00 |
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How dost the purple dots of Mavis Bevis.
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2008-03-22 20:52:18 -07:00 |
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How is it, Chris? It appears the common Trevor Fuse broke, sir.
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2008-03-22 20:47:52 -07:00 |
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How many tapes can you record on a carrot stick?
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2008-12-24 13:05:44 -07:00 |
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a sale ends 1/1/04?
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2008-04-05 21:00:51 -07:00 |
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How trash canny of you to accompany Alice to the millstone.
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2008-02-16 18:33:16 -07:00 |
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How unfair that I should forget my Magnesium Wig!
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2008-12-24 13:14:14 -07:00 |
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Humanity shall descend the rainbow spiral.
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2008-02-11 00:51:07 -07:00 |
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Hunt the gnome, so that you may stock the barrel.
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2008-02-16 16:39:40 -07:00 |
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I am, I am, I said I'm just the wind!
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2008-02-17 15:14:11 -07:00 |
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I begin to sense a lost jacket in the future.
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2009-03-12 12:59:20 -07:00 |
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I bought a Honda motorcycle, but somehow fell into a dental plan.
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2008-12-24 13:06:32 -07:00 |
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I came for an incontinence check, but sadly, received an analyzing work of literature.
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2008-03-22 20:18:07 -07:00 |
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I can't come to Mott's 50th Anniversary!
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2008-03-22 20:07:48 -07:00 |
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I cry for a pearl in your ear, Howard.
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2009-03-12 13:03:49 -07:00 |
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I cry in vain, not in paradise!
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2009-03-12 09:26:56 -07:00 |
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I don't know the Postman! Ahhh!!
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2008-09-07 21:37:32 -07:00 |
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I don't know, but I think the navy's shoe polish rules.
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2008-02-16 17:12:42 -07:00 |
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I followed you to the booger cave, Jesse!
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2008-11-20 19:36:46 -07:00 |
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I had one chance, but used my juicer.
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2008-12-14 22:29:15 -07:00 |
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I haven't even reached the principality of Frankfurter yet!
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2009-03-26 14:32:20 -07:00 |
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I know you won't choke my intestine, pickle breath.
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2008-11-20 19:47:44 -07:00 |
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I lack the senses of a professional crawler driver.
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2009-03-12 09:29:17 -07:00 |
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I lied to Mac underwater.
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2008-12-24 13:05:53 -07:00 |
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I like spleens!
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2009-12-24 21:05:22 -07:00 |
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I look to the seat for support.
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2009-02-09 21:02:58 -07:00 |
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I need a shot of Federation Galoot!
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2009-12-24 20:58:07 -07:00 |
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I saw the twilight before my temperature learned correctly.
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2008-03-22 20:05:35 -07:00 |
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I screamed with an apprentice after me.
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2008-12-24 13:06:13 -07:00 |
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I see before me the great capital of Russia, Umuofia.
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2008-02-16 17:14:57 -07:00 |
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I shall squint to make your wrinkles appear.
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2008-12-14 22:30:18 -07:00 |
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I think there be nothin' stoppin' evacuation, brudda.
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2008-04-05 20:40:11 -07:00 |
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I want m'stogie!!
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2009-07-10 18:46:37 -07:00 |
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I wanted more than that crevice.
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2008-03-22 20:08:34 -07:00 |
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I was blacklisted yet again for hotdogging down the stairs at Kinko's headquarters.
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2008-04-05 20:54:47 -07:00 |
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I was looking forward to exterminating the refrigerator.
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2008-12-14 22:34:20 -07:00 |
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I'd like to, but to attend, I need a tea costume.
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2009-03-26 14:25:26 -07:00 |
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Identity is but a matter of persuasion.
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2008-04-05 20:35:43 -07:00 |
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If a cyclops smells damp, remember your promises.
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2009-03-12 09:27:52 -07:00 |
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If a father waves, show your elbow.
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2008-12-24 13:10:46 -07:00 |
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If absolute power corrupts absolutely, how come humanity can't see beyond its fingertips?
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2009-07-21 18:46:48 -07:00 |
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If constant gyration makes you nauseous, sing a battle hymn.
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2008-04-05 20:57:07 -07:00 |
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If it made any less sense, you'd be a politician.
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2008-12-24 13:11:49 -07:00 |
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If those holes are the ham sandwich (and you can quote me on this), 3G is the man.
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2008-11-25 21:41:14 -07:00 |
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If you crack a bell, it will stink.
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2009-02-09 20:27:06 -07:00 |
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If you take the wrong path, you'll get a mouthful of cheese.
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2008-12-14 22:34:03 -07:00 |
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If you'll only listen for a minute, we can all live wantonly.
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2008-03-22 20:18:27 -07:00 |
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I'll be glad to rat on Sonny!
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2008-12-03 15:32:28 -07:00 |
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I'll call my attorney unless you want to be mugged.
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2008-12-14 22:30:55 -07:00 |
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I'll hit, nobody feels like a squash!
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2009-03-12 09:30:24 -07:00 |
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I'll let Mekjian have a suckflat if you bean me!
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2008-09-07 21:21:56 -07:00 |
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I'll respect Travolta for the peroxide in his hairdo.
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2008-11-20 19:45:52 -07:00 |
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I'm sending your portfolio to detention until you come up with a bribe.
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2009-07-21 18:45:54 -07:00 |
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I'm singing in the rain, I'm URKK! POP! Slam Bam Boom!
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2008-09-07 19:31:23 -07:00 |
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I'm sorry Baas, but the Big Bang happened in my belly!
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2008-09-07 21:27:40 -07:00 |
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In history, we've all had a sympathetic head a few times.
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2009-03-12 12:54:12 -07:00 |
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In Mexico the flags always yell.
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2009-02-09 20:23:47 -07:00 |
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In one night, Genghis Khan conqured not only Asia, but the rights and common doctrines of the people of Gotham.
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2008-03-22 20:46:43 -07:00 |
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Infancy is the toughest stage for the greater marbled wombat.
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2008-03-09 22:51:08 -07:00 |
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Ink blots can't do this to me!
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2008-12-14 22:28:16 -07:00 |
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Intermural rigatoni and antidifferentiation, yeah!!
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2008-11-25 21:35:02 -07:00 |
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Into the depths of the turnips we go!
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2008-03-22 20:10:21 -07:00 |
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Ironing my pressure stones is the best job I can offer you.
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2008-04-05 20:55:56 -07:00 |
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Is Shawn's signature a general term for loneliness?
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2008-03-22 20:08:24 -07:00 |
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Isolation is the prime ticket.
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2008-03-09 22:57:11 -07:00 |
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It grows like a rotten croissant.
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2009-03-12 09:27:27 -07:00 |
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It is not, for what I imagined, a hostile scene.
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2009-03-12 12:58:43 -07:00 |
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It never pays papa to work as a juice squeezer!
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2008-11-26 18:30:12 -07:00 |
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It smells like Sunday.
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2008-02-10 01:20:28 -07:00 |
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It smells of camphor in the candle holder.
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2009-03-26 14:31:43 -07:00 |
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It was oh so quiet until the words "sexual asylum" aroused Cerebus' bedlam.
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2008-03-22 20:13:31 -07:00 |
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Italicize your ambition, always.
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2008-04-05 20:44:24 -07:00 |
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It's a flaw which needs brown gauze!
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2009-03-12 13:01:39 -07:00 |
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It's a shame the magnet was detached.
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2009-02-09 21:03:13 -07:00 |
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It's becoming a lewd name!
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2008-12-03 16:12:30 -07:00 |
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It's going to get drunk, McKay, restrict it!
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2008-02-16 17:21:53 -07:00 |
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It's hard to believe that Huxley himself saluted Afghanistan on my own lawn.
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2008-04-05 20:53:52 -07:00 |
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It's magic that a rotten bar holds you fast.
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2009-02-09 20:45:06 -07:00 |
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It's my aeroplane! Or Okonkwo's?
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2009-12-24 21:00:26 -07:00 |
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It's plastic! This food's plastic!
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2008-03-22 20:32:26 -07:00 |
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It's the tallywag, and not your frozen acne.
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2008-02-16 16:36:18 -07:00 |
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It's time for Snoofelbackpack to arrive at the institute.
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2008-03-22 20:50:09 -07:00 |
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It's too long for Tarzan to want the teletype!
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2008-02-16 18:33:23 -07:00 |
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I've found the moose in Japan! Do you want to see him?
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2008-11-25 21:30:56 -07:00 |
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Jacques, the King of Planters.
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2009-07-10 18:50:46 -07:00 |
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Jamaican colors often stun me.
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2009-02-09 20:45:42 -07:00 |
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Jamborees are meant to stick.
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2008-12-14 22:28:51 -07:00 |
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Japanimation always turns down the unwary stick of sincerity.
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2008-03-22 20:49:28 -07:00 |
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Jeffrey was downgraded for his lack of simple structural knowledge.
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2008-03-22 20:43:37 -07:00 |
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Jester, bake me a will of courage and sprinkle it with dimples.
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2008-03-22 20:34:48 -07:00 |
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Jimmy! Don't eat your rice without a shoe!
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2009-03-12 08:31:03 -07:00 |
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Jingle with the organ of achievement, comrade.
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2008-02-16 17:11:54 -07:00 |
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Joan of Arc must be the appropriate button.
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2008-03-09 22:58:14 -07:00 |
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Johnny, stop picking your scabs, you don't have arms!
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2008-09-07 19:17:04 -07:00 |
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Jolon Crow, 50% more Vitamin D.
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2008-04-05 20:59:27 -07:00 |
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Joseph was always an earth leaker.
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2009-03-26 14:25:07 -07:00 |
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Juice clubs wipe the efreet from Canada's beautiful face.
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2008-02-17 15:02:58 -07:00 |
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Jump off the edge, the desks have winced.
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2009-02-09 20:36:35 -07:00 |
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Jump on the popoid, and be orangely crisped.
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2008-02-16 17:21:04 -07:00 |
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Jurisdiction lies in your blue eleven.
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2009-02-09 20:47:52 -07:00 |
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Just call me Bald!
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2008-09-07 19:20:55 -07:00 |
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Just when I was busy, the clown squad committed a grapefruit drive-by.
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2008-04-05 20:53:06 -07:00 |
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Kan-Tong and nails, such a treat.
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2009-07-10 19:00:31 -07:00 |
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Karkarfaxinluf, undoubtedly the most well known of the postal dictatorship provinces.
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2008-04-05 20:51:43 -07:00 |
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Keep up the stomping and Whoa high ho Silver.
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2008-09-07 19:54:50 -07:00 |
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Kevin, it's time to go to the Alpha Practice Record.
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2008-03-22 20:32:58 -07:00 |
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Kick him out and be forever chomped.
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2008-09-07 19:11:03 -07:00 |
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Kill the door with the mask section!
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2008-11-20 19:46:43 -07:00 |
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Kimke is on the run.
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2008-02-10 01:19:55 -07:00 |
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Kissinger, the fink of the woods.
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2008-11-20 20:48:37 -07:00 |
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Kublai Khan must be impaled upon the Wickerbacker toothpick.
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2008-02-11 00:50:38 -07:00 |
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Kvell, Kvell, and Kvell, the well-known living brain.
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2008-09-07 19:16:47 -07:00 |
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Laredo is where the heart is.
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2009-07-21 18:40:38 -07:00 |
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Larval glutaneum issued from the bloated zebra carcass.
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2008-04-05 20:53:35 -07:00 |
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Lasting service every day and !MONSTER!
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2008-09-07 19:53:19 -07:00 |
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Lava bars in caramel, an explicable treat.
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2009-03-26 14:36:36 -07:00 |
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Lay up the coffee for your papa!
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2009-02-09 20:48:16 -07:00 |
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Leaks in the pot, we all fall down.
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2008-11-26 18:27:44 -07:00 |
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Learn my face. You'll be somber.
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2008-02-10 01:37:52 -07:00 |
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Leave it to Chucko the Clown to brew his happiness stew.
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2008-03-09 23:19:43 -07:00 |
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Let it be known that the preacher is a one to eat cut hammers.
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2008-11-20 19:46:14 -07:00 |
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Let it be, for I stand at the cove innards.
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2009-07-10 18:50:33 -07:00 |
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Let the inheritance descend upon the dogs.
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2009-02-09 21:04:31 -07:00 |
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Let the plumber unclog the Spanish Influenza!
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2008-03-22 19:59:52 -07:00 |
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Lethargic mice; man, that is our cue.
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2008-03-02 18:41:36 -07:00 |
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Lewis bases are my comforter, spiny holes are my bread.
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2008-11-25 21:41:51 -07:00 |
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Lickety split, the mulberry tree dissolves.
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2009-12-24 20:48:51 -07:00 |
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Life is but a coin return.
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2008-12-24 13:16:41 -07:00 |
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Life is charbroiled; life is minty!
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2008-02-16 16:41:07 -07:00 |
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Life is not the case, Friar! Jelly mustard is!
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2008-04-05 20:59:45 -07:00 |
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Life is nothing but a beanstalk.
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2008-12-24 13:05:31 -07:00 |
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Like Newt, you've toasted custard.
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2008-12-24 13:12:17 -07:00 |
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Like Nirvana, son, like Nirvana.
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2008-03-09 22:49:46 -07:00 |
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Ling ling, the well known molasses magnate, is visiting Alsace-Lorraine.
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2008-03-22 20:42:21 -07:00 |
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Live in my frock in case of fire.
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2008-11-26 10:26:36 -07:00 |
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Live in my sauna and become a cross-dresser.
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2009-02-09 21:04:03 -07:00 |
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Live to kill and be green.
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2008-11-26 18:24:51 -07:00 |
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Liver and love the heckling peanut man.
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2008-12-03 12:48:53 -07:00 |
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Liverney is the greatest of the Tasmanian provinces.
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2008-11-20 20:47:54 -07:00 |
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Living in the shop, I say thanks for your penury.
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2008-11-20 19:49:11 -07:00 |
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Look upon Queen Elizabeth, and paint contemporary music.
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2008-02-11 00:46:13 -07:00 |
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Lord Davis is not pleased at your icicled flowerpot.
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2009-03-26 14:30:39 -07:00 |
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Losing a quaker in the forest never gives one a hot cup of winter coffee.
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2008-02-16 18:36:49 -07:00 |
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Lower the boom, Doughboy, it's time to exit.
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2008-03-22 20:51:55 -07:00 |
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Luke Bolster, the ultimate Horowitz.
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2008-09-07 21:40:22 -07:00 |
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Macbeth, the courteoust flirt in the history of slime.
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2009-12-24 21:04:42 -07:00 |
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Macksey, where's your rib?
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2008-03-22 20:54:41 -07:00 |
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Make it be and paint.
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2008-09-07 19:55:01 -07:00 |
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Make it for Johnny, please!
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2008-11-26 18:31:20 -07:00 |
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Make me happy, Betty Brush Mop.
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2008-09-07 19:56:22 -07:00 |
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Make my snow one I can enjoy this time.
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2008-11-20 20:14:35 -07:00 |
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Malaysia's 2020 plan has been cancelled due to phantasmal relocation of the IntroSummit.
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2008-03-22 20:04:19 -07:00 |
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Many lives have been taken by the banyan!
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2009-02-09 21:04:15 -07:00 |
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Many productions go unbent.
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2008-12-14 22:33:30 -07:00 |
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Marinara swears evenness with the Industrial Revolution.
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2008-02-17 15:13:53 -07:00 |
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Mario's hit the Fire Stump!
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2008-02-16 16:44:15 -07:00 |
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Marry me, and I'll provide you with Metropolitan Ice for the rest of your life.
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2008-02-16 17:21:30 -07:00 |
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Martin Egghead had his highway dessert already!
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2008-11-20 19:49:30 -07:00 |
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Mass production will never be of rubber.
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2009-03-12 13:04:50 -07:00 |
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Matsubayashi won't take any of your baked stands.
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2009-12-24 21:02:42 -07:00 |
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Maximus Mountain was climbed, and the people roared in anger.
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2008-11-26 18:30:40 -07:00 |
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May Gershon wave the cheesecloth till closing time.
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2008-09-07 21:39:24 -07:00 |
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May the rage bring you to a state of AHC+1.
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2008-09-07 19:07:16 -07:00 |
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May your cheeks be sore as Lucy in pain!
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2009-03-12 13:00:31 -07:00 |
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Maybe...no, no, leave Catwoman in a knot.
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2008-02-10 01:28:58 -07:00 |
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Me and the horsehide, an ambitious Thai couple.
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2009-03-26 14:25:42 -07:00 |
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Meat! Meat! Meat from the General Cigarette Place!
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2008-03-22 20:08:09 -07:00 |
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Melatonin pizza, my favorite Hibachi rigamarole.
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2008-11-25 21:39:15 -07:00 |
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Melt the maple trees and fruit loops in the trash can by the smoke-o-meter.
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2008-04-05 20:48:23 -07:00 |
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Merlin, the jesters loft cream at you!
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2008-11-20 19:50:43 -07:00 |
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Merv the evil plumber enjoys coup d'etat style drains.
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2008-03-22 20:45:20 -07:00 |
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Mila sparks provoked the head scab to secrete Woody Allen.
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2008-03-22 20:16:18 -07:00 |
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Mince, lest the acne usurp.
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2009-12-24 20:44:44 -07:00 |
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Mind you, I must marry a puppy child.
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2008-02-16 17:18:39 -07:00 |
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Minnesota's dwarves create a tourist attraction.
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2009-07-21 18:41:47 -07:00 |
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Modern bats and carriages make life background.
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2008-03-22 20:35:55 -07:00 |
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Monet, my flowers are moldy!
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2008-09-07 21:39:02 -07:00 |
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Moonshine and Jose's pasta go well as a pronoun.
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2008-03-22 20:03:36 -07:00 |
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Most people slap everybody's recorders.
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2009-02-09 20:21:45 -07:00 |
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Motivate and segregate Watergate la, la, la, la!
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2008-09-07 19:18:49 -07:00 |
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Mulholland Hill resides in your suitcase.
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2009-12-24 20:55:31 -07:00 |
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Mutter your name, Harlequin of Velvet, and ye shall surely be enclosed!
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2008-11-25 21:37:47 -07:00 |
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My arm! My arm! No, that ain't Eddie!
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2009-12-24 20:55:47 -07:00 |
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My cheap puppet snake drawing lies on a lonely LAUSD cover.
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2008-02-17 15:12:34 -07:00 |
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My cherry tree needs a polishing, Mac!
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2009-12-24 20:58:23 -07:00 |
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My dear herald, the age of tartar is upon you!
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2008-11-25 21:31:15 -07:00 |
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My pen is failing me! So shoot it!
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2009-02-09 20:33:24 -07:00 |
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My shoe is made of Ben Gay.
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2009-12-24 20:56:20 -07:00 |
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My underpaid colleague lost his gambling debt in a car accident.
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2008-03-02 23:00:40 -07:00 |
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My universe is exploding with rock!
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2008-04-05 20:59:58 -07:00 |
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Napoleon wanted to expand his empire into Russia, but ended up gaining the Imax Theatre instead.
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2008-03-09 22:49:30 -07:00 |
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Nature, innocent one, is a hay silo of memory.
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2008-02-17 15:15:44 -07:00 |
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Never kiss a clock, it will wave.
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2009-03-12 08:31:55 -07:00 |
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Never question what I do, Mister Worm.
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2008-09-07 19:20:48 -07:00 |
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Never use the farm in case of death.
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2009-03-12 09:28:03 -07:00 |
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Nice feces for you both to refuse in the '70's.
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2009-03-26 15:20:46 -07:00 |
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Nights are so blossom-filled, it's hard to know what level you're at.
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2008-03-22 20:54:17 -07:00 |
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Nikli, Hiroshima was tentacle-raped in her soft white leaves today.
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2008-02-10 23:38:44 -07:00 |
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Nimrod comes out of the well, and what does he see? Baby Disney!
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2008-04-05 20:58:56 -07:00 |
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No Fear came to my windshield and politely knocked.
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2008-02-17 15:13:30 -07:00 |
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No one can yoga down too far, please!
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2009-03-12 12:55:13 -07:00 |
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No phone limits for Mountain Bob until Victoria waters the corn.
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2008-04-05 20:48:44 -07:00 |
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No, no, no I can't have legs now!
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2008-09-07 19:27:37 -07:00 |
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Nobility gives one a rotten swamp.
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2008-11-26 18:27:56 -07:00 |
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Nobody let that tile monster near you!
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2009-03-26 15:17:21 -07:00 |
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Nohbdy's got me, my unfaithful cattle!
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2009-02-09 20:49:07 -07:00 |
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Not the policeman, Martha! Get my testicle!
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2008-09-07 21:35:45 -07:00 |
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Note that I tag the avenue under wool.
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2008-12-03 12:49:31 -07:00 |
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Notes have not as much meaning as a bottle of gin.
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2009-03-12 09:25:39 -07:00 |
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Notsemoz, the internal spine, put a spell on Mother Hubbard.
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2008-02-16 17:24:57 -07:00 |
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Nuts are fine, but you can't keep flying on a chair.
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2008-12-14 22:31:34 -07:00 |
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Of course I've had a wood humor!
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2009-03-26 14:28:13 -07:00 |
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Oh beautiful, for canned olives, for spam in jars of clay!
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2009-12-24 20:53:26 -07:00 |
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Oh Geronimo, where has all that time landed?
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2008-04-05 20:40:39 -07:00 |
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Oh no, the effects of my document are in the cutting room!
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2008-03-22 20:45:33 -07:00 |
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Oh say can you see, that my hatch is rotating?
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2008-03-22 20:14:47 -07:00 |
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Oh well, the raisin is in need of a youth.
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2009-03-26 15:28:05 -07:00 |
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Oh, and I suppose you know Won-Ton too?
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2008-11-26 18:24:10 -07:00 |
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Oh, mama! The rotten equator is pursuing me on horseback!
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2008-03-22 20:42:36 -07:00 |
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Oh, my unicorn!
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2009-07-21 18:42:19 -07:00 |
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Oh, the CONSTITUTION abolished chains in society!
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2009-02-09 20:47:00 -07:00 |
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OK, Balloons leave him alone, he only wanted a potato.
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2009-03-12 08:30:49 -07:00 |
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Ol' Vernon has his entrails crossed again, fellas!
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2008-02-16 17:23:42 -07:00 |
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Old chamber pots lie in my halogen basin.
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2008-12-03 16:16:42 -07:00 |
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Old time rag music just won't cut it in unaccepting Latin America.
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2008-03-22 20:45:00 -07:00 |
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Ole Miss and the pizza came close to a concordat.
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2008-03-02 18:42:42 -07:00 |
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Once I was kicked by a braying toaster.
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2009-02-09 20:24:43 -07:00 |
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Once in a while, the stain must move to Africa.
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2008-03-22 20:13:05 -07:00 |
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One day with a coat is a life of heaven.
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2008-12-24 13:07:35 -07:00 |
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One last time for a pickle election is in vital order.
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2009-02-09 21:05:06 -07:00 |
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One must squinch a valve tightly so the prisoner is chanceless.
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2009-07-21 18:49:32 -07:00 |
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One peanut in my face too many.
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2009-02-09 20:42:49 -07:00 |
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One squashbug left on my hand, dammit!
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2009-02-09 20:44:09 -07:00 |
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Oooo! My Bibgnosh elixir!
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2009-12-24 20:46:56 -07:00 |
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Opera must be beveled by my Nine Inch Nails patch.
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2008-03-09 23:18:53 -07:00 |
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Order Scott today! And receive a free bottle of ground fly umbre.
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2008-09-07 19:15:44 -07:00 |
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Our regular smiles would never leave the Discovery Channel.
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2008-03-22 20:45:47 -07:00 |
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Out of the frying pan, let's go shopping.
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2008-12-24 13:11:10 -07:00 |
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Oxen for to clean my teeth with!
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2008-12-03 16:14:24 -07:00 |
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Panama Canal has nothing to say.
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2008-02-10 01:35:31 -07:00 |
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Parkinson's Disease isn't a hazard, it's earthquake insured!
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2009-07-21 18:44:58 -07:00 |
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Parthenien air insoles are best for arthritis.
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2008-03-22 20:34:33 -07:00 |
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Patchy people will grab at a loose tendon and hang on.
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2009-03-26 14:33:32 -07:00 |
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Peep around the stalky hedges of cold onions.
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2008-11-20 19:43:53 -07:00 |
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Pen your tune of might, then return to sand major ass.
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2008-04-05 20:37:51 -07:00 |
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Penal Code 203B: Waterboy Corruption.
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2008-04-05 20:33:09 -07:00 |
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Pent up? Park in reverse!
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2008-02-10 01:28:36 -07:00 |
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Pepper the stocking for Easter!
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2008-11-20 19:43:18 -07:00 |
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Pereira, the great man of bleach, left his grandson Liberte, Egalite, and Fraternite in his will.
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2008-03-22 20:48:30 -07:00 |
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Pick it and like it, you bleach.
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2008-09-07 19:09:57 -07:00 |
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Pigskimble! Smartylark!
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2008-02-16 16:30:17 -07:00 |
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Pigskin motherfuckers will wipe your breastplate clean.
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2008-04-05 20:40:59 -07:00 |
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Pineapple housing tracts are surely the oddest of expenditures.
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2008-04-05 20:57:47 -07:00 |
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Pistols for me, Harvey? You shouldn't have!
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2008-11-20 19:40:25 -07:00 |
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Play Chain, woohoo!
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2008-02-16 16:42:37 -07:00 |
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Please fax me Churchill's skull as soon as possible.
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2008-02-16 18:33:50 -07:00 |
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Please move, I do believe your hair is stalking me.
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2009-02-09 20:34:18 -07:00 |
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Please try my delicious chalkboard stew!
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2008-02-11 00:54:52 -07:00 |
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Please, no standard countryman!
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2008-11-26 18:24:42 -07:00 |
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Plegmatic gurus patiently began the work of dusting the dodos.
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2008-03-22 20:00:44 -07:00 |
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Polychronopolous is a toilet, man!!
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2008-02-11 00:36:32 -07:00 |
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Pop down the wrong hole, and you'll dehydrate.
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2009-03-12 12:58:10 -07:00 |
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Pork may be substituted with Williams.
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2008-09-07 19:04:21 -07:00 |
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Porky, Porky, ew, green caterpillars!
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2009-12-24 20:44:21 -07:00 |
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Pounding, pounding at my door was the disappearing noble.
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2008-03-22 20:43:49 -07:00 |
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Poverty, the leading cause of skin cancer.
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2008-02-16 16:32:03 -07:00 |
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Pow! signs aren't a welcome trait in Possum World.
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2008-11-20 19:50:15 -07:00 |
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Power. The mood of the millionaires.
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2008-02-10 01:36:58 -07:00 |
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Prattle and SCORE!!!
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2008-02-10 01:37:10 -07:00 |
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Pretzel, my forensic football.
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2008-03-09 23:19:12 -07:00 |
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Proclaim my virginity across the land, for I am to be fouled!
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2008-04-05 20:37:32 -07:00 |
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Proud about a short length, I shipped my dealings.
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2009-03-26 14:31:30 -07:00 |
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Pro-wrestling mania grazed my left ear.
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2008-04-05 20:42:21 -07:00 |
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Puff it out, the cutlery is there for protection.
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2009-03-26 15:23:05 -07:00 |
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Puff the Magic Wagon carried loads of boys.
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2008-09-07 19:08:27 -07:00 |
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Pump it to the surface, or be had by the salesman.
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2008-09-07 21:39:55 -07:00 |
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Quaint was he who took the portable quill too seriously.
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2008-02-11 00:51:31 -07:00 |
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Quickie wheelchairs will not have it, Dave!
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2008-12-03 15:34:31 -07:00 |
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Race against time, to kill Shirley, man!
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2008-12-03 12:48:30 -07:00 |
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Racing the round globe has never ceased to lose pleasure.
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2009-03-12 12:56:27 -07:00 |
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Raisinets never knew they were getting gypped.
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2008-03-22 20:10:45 -07:00 |
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Randomization of global trade is a last ditch attempt, Mr. President.
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2008-04-05 20:42:03 -07:00 |
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Ratafuncklebanteshing! How dare you! Makashlubakrumble, Krinklebachinshlubert, Frintintinacha, and Babayinganakaning, come to papa!
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2008-09-07 19:14:25 -07:00 |
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Razer sharp thoughts can and will disable Spanish armadas.
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2008-03-22 20:40:00 -07:00 |
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Reading Rainbow as a soda serves well.
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2009-03-26 14:33:17 -07:00 |
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Redheads rope from the projector screen.
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2008-12-14 22:34:49 -07:00 |
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Reduce the picture and not know your next shot.
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2009-03-26 15:21:09 -07:00 |
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Reel me in, Scottie!
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2008-12-03 16:13:19 -07:00 |
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Relish carefully a prized possession for your children to come.
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2008-11-20 19:44:11 -07:00 |
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Remember me when they fry your head.
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2008-12-24 13:10:59 -07:00 |
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Remember the amazing demonstration of the peach and the brush.
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2008-04-05 21:00:18 -07:00 |
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Remember, to slide in, you'll need rubbers.
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2008-12-24 13:15:59 -07:00 |
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Retractable missionary wands are at all-time lows on the popularity scale.
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2008-04-05 20:55:37 -07:00 |
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Returning home finally, Bob made his way to...wait, wait, what's that? !!TIMBER!!
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2008-09-07 19:32:05 -07:00 |
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Riddle me this! What time did Ira leave?
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2009-07-21 18:44:10 -07:00 |
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Ride the train to Timbuktu, and earn a free ride on Blackie.
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2008-02-16 17:19:33 -07:00 |
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Rider Man must be packaged by the 24th of Lions.
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2008-03-09 23:20:59 -07:00 |
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Right through the horrid chaos drives the smiling mortician.
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2008-03-22 20:19:59 -07:00 |
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Ring-a-ding-ding-ding, goes the Teddy Bear!
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2008-09-07 21:38:21 -07:00 |
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Robo technology, a plethora of being.
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2008-11-25 21:33:53 -07:00 |
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Roger must be in by Norma's milk.
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2008-09-07 19:21:17 -07:00 |
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Roman dogs were laced with a sense of fire hazards.
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2008-03-22 20:43:18 -07:00 |
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Round out the mountains with your toy hammer, Greg.
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2009-03-26 14:24:57 -07:00 |
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Royal one, your chess pieces are oval!
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2008-11-26 18:30:54 -07:00 |
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Rudimentary understandings are hereby proclaimed the law of the land.
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2008-04-05 20:45:01 -07:00 |
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Rule #1 says, if a word ends with a vowel, there may be ice.
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2009-03-12 12:59:54 -07:00 |
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Rules were meant to be smoked, not stepped on.
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2008-12-24 13:12:54 -07:00 |
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Run with hostility towards Therbal's sacriligious life.
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2008-02-17 15:08:50 -07:00 |
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Run! Run away with the purple jacket, Sir Ramsey!
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2009-02-09 20:40:24 -07:00 |
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Runner, catapillar, shells whistle over our day, in New York, 1971.
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2008-03-22 20:53:46 -07:00 |
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Sand rots soy indefinitely.
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2008-11-20 19:38:27 -07:00 |
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Sands, my two favorite arcs.
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2008-02-16 16:41:44 -07:00 |
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Sandy Andy; what an unkind name for a vegetable.
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2008-02-17 15:02:37 -07:00 |
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Santa Navajo, New Mexico is a cheat and a liar!
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2009-07-21 18:40:13 -07:00 |
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Santo Domingo and its Sacred Bag of Seeds shall have the way.
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2008-04-05 20:36:54 -07:00 |
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Sarabi, fetch me the Mexicans.
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2009-07-10 18:47:11 -07:00 |
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Scales are the core, my good flargon.
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2008-03-22 20:29:21 -07:00 |
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Scarecrow hair must ride on your journey.
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2008-03-22 20:03:21 -07:00 |
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Scary barbed wire!
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2008-02-11 00:38:25 -07:00 |
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Scissors or not, you have no right to impede in such foreign diesel!
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2008-03-22 20:46:14 -07:00 |
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Screw the couplet in the fridge, Ernie.
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2009-03-26 14:26:12 -07:00 |
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Scritching at my door lay the zoo clerk...All aboard!!
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2008-09-07 21:31:19 -07:00 |
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Scurvy, oh painful one, stretch me at God's length!
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2009-03-26 15:18:19 -07:00 |
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Serve me at the Pep Boys, and know your day of reckoning.
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2008-11-20 19:42:39 -07:00 |
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Seymore Bilbo, our trusty braided pot.
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2008-09-07 19:56:52 -07:00 |
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Shakespeare truly knew the worth of silly string.
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2008-04-05 20:39:52 -07:00 |
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Shall we show you how the Eres operates?
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2009-02-09 21:05:31 -07:00 |
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Sheave the soft yellow rock as a pastime.
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2008-12-03 12:47:26 -07:00 |
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Shiny secretions must not be looked at upon the bald man's head.
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2008-02-11 00:43:59 -07:00 |
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Shoe and Shoe, the well known law firm.
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2009-03-26 15:27:16 -07:00 |
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Short wings, blister beetle bottle.
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2008-03-22 20:35:01 -07:00 |
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Should you drink to health, or to endangering?
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2009-02-09 20:45:23 -07:00 |
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Shut up, you devious tyrant!
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2009-02-09 21:06:10 -07:00 |
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Simba the Rust must abdicate or else!
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2008-03-22 20:16:53 -07:00 |
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Sinus season has reached its peak.
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2008-03-22 20:10:53 -07:00 |
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Sitting on nails: not what the pope does habitually.
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2008-02-10 01:37:26 -07:00 |
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Six color martians, all in a row, with journaling!
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2008-03-22 20:15:19 -07:00 |
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Slide down Santa, Jimmy.
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2009-03-26 14:36:15 -07:00 |
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Sliding down the bannister naively, I nearly tripped on the Fonz.
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2008-04-05 20:50:12 -07:00 |
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Slip if you dare, but you'll cut the squaw in half.
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2009-02-09 21:09:40 -07:00 |
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Sneez, and thou shalt prevail!
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2008-03-22 20:11:05 -07:00 |
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Sniffle, sniffle, and never receive again.
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2009-03-12 09:28:36 -07:00 |
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Snipping the nose hairs on Mr. Jolly is the best thing for your P.E. test.
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2008-02-17 15:19:09 -07:00 |
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Snorf the diver lost his equipment in the tall snodgrass.
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2009-12-24 20:52:41 -07:00 |
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So this grove was meat.
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2009-02-09 20:41:58 -07:00 |
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Socks are one thing, the crystal lamp no.
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2008-02-10 01:43:49 -07:00 |
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Some parts of the world are pretty, but you recorded over it!
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2008-03-22 20:41:14 -07:00 |
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Sonnet, the underground dictator, was a Portuguese noble.
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2008-02-16 17:13:47 -07:00 |
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Sonny, don't ever call me Spruce!
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2008-03-22 20:40:17 -07:00 |
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Sorry, butter's not here right now, try the next paragraph.
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2008-02-11 00:53:27 -07:00 |
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Spake thy papers, "Yaks, and of course, the TM guarantee."
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2008-11-25 21:37:23 -07:00 |
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Spells and picnics in London Square today!
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2008-12-03 16:12:50 -07:00 |
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Spend spandex hair on a wise municipal skating ticket.
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2008-02-17 15:16:45 -07:00 |
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Spend the moose certificate for your pleasure in music.
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2009-03-26 15:21:38 -07:00 |
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Spill, medicine, spill.
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2008-03-09 22:56:47 -07:00 |
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Spine must be mango leaves.
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2008-03-22 20:36:07 -07:00 |
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Spread the shoe religion throughout the entire known tile.
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2008-02-11 00:55:46 -07:00 |
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Sprinkle me with sod for a reception to come.
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2009-03-26 14:36:59 -07:00 |
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Sproink a little pinhole in the gypsum wall, would ya?
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2008-04-05 20:52:45 -07:00 |
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Stand on me until I blow into Clubworth's head.
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2008-11-26 18:29:14 -07:00 |
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Stand the Ranstan Giant!
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2009-02-09 20:41:31 -07:00 |
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Stay tuned for "Schlock of the Military"!
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2008-04-05 20:44:11 -07:00 |
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Stifling cold blends well with Brazil.
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2008-02-10 01:34:42 -07:00 |
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Stop it, you breathy Egyptian!
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2009-07-10 18:59:46 -07:00 |
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Stop talking, the refrigerator doesn't understand.
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2009-03-12 08:32:42 -07:00 |
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Strap down with sand, and you'll never regret it.
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2009-03-12 13:04:08 -07:00 |
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Strike once at the tone, never to be trusted again.
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2008-11-25 21:31:29 -07:00 |
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Sunglasses are irresistible to the untrained eye.
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2008-03-22 20:47:31 -07:00 |
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Sunny, how's your camalama pen?
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2008-03-22 20:52:34 -07:00 |
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Support our old tin shack by deposit!
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2008-12-03 16:16:00 -07:00 |
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Surgeon Generals sigh in relief of pelican droppings.
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2008-03-22 20:39:18 -07:00 |
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Swollen fingers match my mustard jar in color.
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2008-11-20 19:38:51 -07:00 |
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Tafte Malka, that's my name.
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2008-09-07 19:20:34 -07:00 |
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Take it for your enrichment, Mako Shark.
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2008-09-07 19:09:46 -07:00 |
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Take it to walking distance, Mr. Desinbachchchoo.
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2008-09-07 19:11:49 -07:00 |
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Take it upon you to live under Gross Jack Turban.
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2008-11-20 19:45:34 -07:00 |
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Take off your suit, the guy ate jello.
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2009-02-09 20:37:17 -07:00 |
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Take out Raul for him to learn his meals correctly.
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2008-11-20 19:43:32 -07:00 |
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Take some of these, they'll soothe your chops and bops.
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2008-09-07 19:04:41 -07:00 |
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Take that, hideous dot, you glasses!
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2008-02-11 00:53:02 -07:00 |
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Take the mint, for example; he has learned from the elements.
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2008-02-11 00:44:21 -07:00 |
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Take the sweet pods from the urine tree, now.
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2009-03-26 15:17:01 -07:00 |
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Take these skis, and thou shalt be Dragonheart.
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2008-02-11 00:57:43 -07:00 |
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Take Yin and Yang, you caterpillars.
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2008-09-07 19:08:10 -07:00 |
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Talk up Chong or be thinked for the rest of your sand.
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2008-09-07 19:07:41 -07:00 |
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Tandems land on turds for eternity.
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2008-12-03 16:13:45 -07:00 |
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Tarantula, the wicked vampire, goes to the sock.
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2009-12-24 21:05:38 -07:00 |
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Tarnos your straw.
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2008-02-16 16:38:50 -07:00 |
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Teddy Ruxpin wishes that your violet sixpence would feed itself.
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2008-03-22 20:30:11 -07:00 |
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Telephone your head, Mike!
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2009-12-24 20:58:49 -07:00 |
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Tengo your neckchain around in pleasure.
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2008-11-20 19:39:35 -07:00 |
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That flowing jelly curb is the philosophical part of the known city.
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2008-02-17 15:03:47 -07:00 |
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That was cream cheese on that tile floor, it's bloody murder!
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2008-04-05 20:54:06 -07:00 |
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The Alps are evil!
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2009-12-24 20:57:10 -07:00 |
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The Ankh of Golan Heights prevented me from suffocating.
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2008-03-02 22:48:41 -07:00 |
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The arm of Old Sammy is an error of Type 3.
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2008-02-17 15:04:45 -07:00 |
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The arts have all impressed me beforehand.
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2009-03-26 14:34:12 -07:00 |
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The baird of the air!
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2009-12-24 21:02:53 -07:00 |
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The balding head rose in view of the monitor.
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2008-03-22 20:51:32 -07:00 |
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The balloon popped and the kids were dead!
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2008-04-05 20:59:08 -07:00 |
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The Banana Republic shall melt into oblivion.
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2008-04-05 20:33:22 -07:00 |
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The best draft horse in the league could pull naught but brotherly love.
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2008-04-05 20:38:22 -07:00 |
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The Big Rubber Dinosaur Show is close to its demise, I'm sure.
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2008-04-05 20:56:46 -07:00 |
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The birds have landed on the yolks of butterflies in water.
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2008-11-20 19:36:31 -07:00 |
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The bloated cello never fears ribbony sidewalks.
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2008-03-09 23:23:53 -07:00 |
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The Bob is not the thing to mess with, Cloghoe!
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2009-02-09 20:27:52 -07:00 |
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The body is surely more important to one than his unresolved hypnosis.
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2008-02-17 15:09:33 -07:00 |
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The border of Antonio Land came into conflict with la familia.
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2008-03-02 22:57:23 -07:00 |
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The camouflage was improper in the less edible book.
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2008-03-09 22:48:31 -07:00 |
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The candy bar saw you at the Leadership Spa and Grill, Bo Diddley Bob.
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2008-03-09 22:51:45 -07:00 |
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The circle of life contains a submarine as well.
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2009-03-26 14:26:56 -07:00 |
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The collegiate doctrine calls for a new waterpark.
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2009-07-21 18:45:15 -07:00 |
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The Confederacy takes no arethromisen.
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2008-03-22 20:41:58 -07:00 |
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The cover price of the book is 912 Tim.
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2008-03-09 22:50:21 -07:00 |
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The cowboy stew; how good can many legs be?
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2009-12-24 20:43:43 -07:00 |
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The cracks of the ground are those of the sky.
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2008-02-16 16:27:33 -07:00 |
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The creators of a certain genre were indifferent about how mustard would apply to it.
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2008-02-17 15:04:13 -07:00 |
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The critical reading launched a notebook at my head.
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2008-03-22 20:18:43 -07:00 |
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The damn cur has died here, let us ring his secretary.
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2008-02-11 00:54:03 -07:00 |
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The day I recycle my anatomy, tell the hearth I am through.
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2008-04-05 20:39:05 -07:00 |
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The death of a salesman, an alpha helix.
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2008-02-16 18:35:53 -07:00 |
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The deck is wiped while the Avery opportunity is all for one.
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2008-03-02 22:47:16 -07:00 |
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The Dominican Republic takes no superhero with a light finger.
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2008-04-05 20:47:31 -07:00 |
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The dot matrix layout may be entered from Walla Walla Station.
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2008-11-25 21:32:47 -07:00 |
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The drugs that I don't watch enough TV, I guess.
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2008-04-05 20:32:39 -07:00 |
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The egwugwu's masks were a key factor in the plot of Sgt. Bilko.
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2008-02-11 00:56:42 -07:00 |
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The elephants of Arabia always refer to drugs in society.
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2008-03-02 23:00:12 -07:00 |
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The emerald flower does not stop with cornstalks.
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2009-02-09 20:28:19 -07:00 |
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The evil side of ignorance is Marching Milde's umbrella.
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2008-02-16 17:29:52 -07:00 |
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The fat louse of Mongolia kidnapped my brother!
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2008-09-07 21:19:15 -07:00 |
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The Fetabird would be a spinach farmer.
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2008-12-14 22:34:34 -07:00 |
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The fire demonstrated skill in weather tuning.
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2009-03-26 14:33:54 -07:00 |
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The first people to come to America sailed in on sacks of flour.
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2008-09-07 19:55:42 -07:00 |
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The function of x evaluated at Rocky Mountain Point is horrendously ugly.
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2008-04-05 20:50:35 -07:00 |
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The fuzz rolled with the blunders.
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2008-12-24 13:07:19 -07:00 |
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The garble of our world is but a plastic generator.
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2008-03-09 22:50:08 -07:00 |
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The gates of Zhentil keep hold the Borg from the realm.
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2009-12-24 20:57:49 -07:00 |
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The gentleman shall sit with the naked rag.
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2008-02-11 00:39:29 -07:00 |
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The ghost peed on me!
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2009-07-10 18:46:58 -07:00 |
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The Gold Claim was his mother's basket all the time.
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2008-03-22 20:02:26 -07:00 |
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The Grand People's Republic collapsed from an overdose of artichoke.
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2008-02-16 18:33:57 -07:00 |
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The great and powerful Wizard of Oz is no stungun, Jim.
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2008-03-02 22:52:08 -07:00 |
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The great man passed gas.
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2008-02-16 16:38:37 -07:00 |
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The gum risks life in telephone.
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2008-02-16 16:40:45 -07:00 |
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The happy jug serves as a grim reminder of SMW's backgrounds.
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2008-03-22 20:17:27 -07:00 |
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The house, not my sandwich!
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2008-03-02 22:47:48 -07:00 |
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The Huntington Garlics lost to the Toledo Crackers, Billy Joe to 2.
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2008-03-22 20:50:33 -07:00 |
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The Intergalactic Committee is by little reflexes and totalitarianism the greatest keypad to ever live.
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2008-02-17 15:18:09 -07:00 |
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The irresolute zipper stood its ground.
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2008-03-22 20:17:40 -07:00 |
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The King's Bungalow is my secret hideout.
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2009-03-26 14:35:39 -07:00 |
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The lantern shattered my last decathlon.
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2008-09-07 21:41:35 -07:00 |
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The loud noise that deafens you is the shoe you cannot see.
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2008-02-08 03:00:46 -07:00 |
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The merchant grandma gained power over Yuletide, by George Orwell.
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2008-03-09 22:54:02 -07:00 |
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The metal articles are in top mental condition, Doc.
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2008-11-20 19:42:18 -07:00 |
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The Moonlight Sonata exceeded the Ford's mileage.
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2008-02-17 15:05:58 -07:00 |
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The Mosquito Coast is in memoriam.
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2009-07-10 18:51:02 -07:00 |
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The narrator played the role of a freak in a suit, too.
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2009-03-26 15:16:20 -07:00 |
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The nerdy ghost eats his thorns in the closet.
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2008-11-20 19:40:07 -07:00 |
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The new KROQ sticker was an enemy of the people.
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2008-03-22 20:11:24 -07:00 |
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The Next Generation sped away from the neo-news reporter.
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2008-03-22 20:19:31 -07:00 |
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The nuclear eagle will blast off with ecstasy.
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2008-03-02 22:41:01 -07:00 |
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The odie, with his wide eyes, hid the moss.
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2009-03-12 13:02:16 -07:00 |
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The old-fashioned toffee box came too far down the line to provide glee.
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2008-03-22 20:17:11 -07:00 |
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The Ostend Manifesto bared its razor-sharp teeth.
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2009-07-21 18:44:33 -07:00 |
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The PA must be disintegrated before we are.
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2008-03-09 22:53:04 -07:00 |
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The pie tasted stupid.
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2008-02-16 16:27:54 -07:00 |
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The plow takes more guts to operate than does the cultural event.
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2008-03-22 20:43:00 -07:00 |
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The Plythmatic one sandwiched my sense of being.
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2008-03-22 20:02:59 -07:00 |
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The polliwog has the nicest features.
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2009-07-21 18:42:07 -07:00 |
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The process of grapes is high for the marijuana.
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2009-07-21 18:43:06 -07:00 |
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The rabies attack people with no codpiece.
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2009-03-26 15:17:55 -07:00 |
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The rainbow carousel glimmered in the noon wind.
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2009-07-10 18:44:01 -07:00 |
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The real estate agent didn't seem to notice how big he was growing.
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2008-04-05 20:58:40 -07:00 |
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The red of the vest will meet you there.
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2009-12-24 20:59:27 -07:00 |
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The rifle butt collided with my head, but fortunately, I had Advil!
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2008-02-17 15:20:01 -07:00 |
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The Ronald McDonald Children's Charity is unwilling to turn out the light.
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2009-07-10 18:49:38 -07:00 |
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The rose made a vibration you shouldn't take lightly.
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2008-12-24 13:12:32 -07:00 |
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The round buttmonkey says seven, ah, llama dee!
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2008-11-25 20:53:10 -07:00 |
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The scarab has my ear, mmmaaa!
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2008-09-07 21:19:39 -07:00 |
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The scarecrow may be garbage, but don't forget ME!
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2009-03-12 09:29:33 -07:00 |
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The sculpture glimpses a rotten rock in your jumpers.
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2008-12-03 16:13:10 -07:00 |
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The sensor is too inept for you to live.
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2009-02-09 20:46:18 -07:00 |
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The shelter of courage is but a seabed, my good hope.
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2008-03-22 20:40:34 -07:00 |
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The shepherd curl is currently in style.
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2008-04-05 20:41:41 -07:00 |
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The silver runs as the victory spawls.
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2009-12-24 21:05:10 -07:00 |
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The Smith Tree, when laced with cyanide, is the poison of the hide.
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2008-11-25 21:39:41 -07:00 |
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The Snake of Armageddon readied the chalkboard for graduation.
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2008-02-17 15:12:10 -07:00 |
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The softer the lithium is, the more timetables cobalt takes.
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2008-03-22 20:38:48 -07:00 |
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The Spanish League of Monte Carlo needs to come up to par on the sulfurous baseball pits.
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2008-04-05 20:49:27 -07:00 |
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The square gears have successfully civilized the savage urethra.
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2008-03-09 22:59:02 -07:00 |
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The steel-hatted man waves as the train goes marching by.
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2009-12-24 20:51:22 -07:00 |
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The tender roast lacked Schaefer.
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2009-12-24 21:00:55 -07:00 |
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The Torah is passed down from TV to pond.
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2009-03-26 14:28:01 -07:00 |
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The universal zip code still holds.
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2008-12-24 13:07:05 -07:00 |
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The Vatican has a wheel.
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2008-12-24 13:07:47 -07:00 |
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The Wampanoag is my favorite action figure.
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2009-07-21 18:42:39 -07:00 |
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The waxing moon passed over the cicada and ruptured its appendix.
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2009-07-21 18:47:10 -07:00 |
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The wedding, silly hormone, the wedding!!!
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2008-09-07 21:35:23 -07:00 |
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The Yin-Yang pleased old madam, for there was Wheaty.
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2008-09-07 21:29:27 -07:00 |
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The Zeitgeist has come to reclaim its raid on the Kremlin.
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2008-03-22 20:19:13 -07:00 |
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There are more than just broken bindings that are seen with the naked eye.
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2009-03-26 15:18:56 -07:00 |
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There goes the running neck chain.
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2008-02-10 23:38:29 -07:00 |
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There lies Lincoln with his hourglass of faith.
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2008-02-11 00:43:33 -07:00 |
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There sat Jim Tartar, aboard the British sand ship.
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2008-02-11 00:54:32 -07:00 |
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There you can see, on that night, a tub of beets glowing.
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2009-03-26 15:19:32 -07:00 |
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There's a dent in your head and grass in the background.
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2009-02-09 20:40:49 -07:00 |
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There's no paste in my wine, slave!
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2008-09-07 21:27:21 -07:00 |
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They died with a redneck in mind.
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2009-03-12 13:00:43 -07:00 |
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They have melted, but the ear has not.
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2009-07-10 18:54:45 -07:00 |
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This onyx table was presented to President Wickershaft by the Queen of South Central.
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2008-04-05 20:34:11 -07:00 |
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This triple cannon is lower than this one!
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2008-03-02 22:51:17 -07:00 |
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Those are some nice ball bearings you got there, leather processor.
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2008-04-05 20:50:52 -07:00 |
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Those damn Honolulan filaments!
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2008-12-14 22:32:39 -07:00 |
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Those inky carrots, they be frontin' all the literature, man!
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2008-11-25 21:40:10 -07:00 |
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Thou anointest the Bronx with wine.
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2008-02-11 00:55:08 -07:00 |
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Thou shall chip the rump!
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2009-12-24 21:05:53 -07:00 |
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Thrifty is a stubborn store to bargain with.
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2008-11-26 18:33:44 -07:00 |
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Thrive at the metals of the soft beach with soap.
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2008-11-20 19:46:32 -07:00 |
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Throw the cake, before the flag gets into the cobwebs.
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2008-02-10 23:37:38 -07:00 |
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Throw the stock in the shifter!?
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2008-12-03 16:15:01 -07:00 |
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Tie it in and be bloated with brown.
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2008-09-07 19:06:29 -07:00 |
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Time to stick the flashlight up your nose!!
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2009-12-24 20:56:07 -07:00 |
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Tip me silly, Pumba you shit!
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2008-11-26 18:25:44 -07:00 |
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Tis' quills that helped me pick a cotton sandwich.
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2008-11-26 18:28:19 -07:00 |
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To be a sage, one must prosper in feces.
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2008-02-16 17:19:53 -07:00 |
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To be him, be a Water Narff.
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2008-09-07 19:10:34 -07:00 |
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To be or not to be, that is the froinlavin of the smell.
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2008-03-09 23:23:31 -07:00 |
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To be well known, you must quack off your ketchup bottle.
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2008-11-20 20:47:38 -07:00 |
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To Berkeley go the Hundred Acre Woods.
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2008-02-16 17:14:06 -07:00 |
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To brag, you must be skilled in ballooning.
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2008-12-14 22:33:44 -07:00 |
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To inform a person, inject fluid.
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2008-11-26 18:28:48 -07:00 |
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To say with Irishmen "Quain Waine".
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2008-09-07 19:20:13 -07:00 |
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To see light, step within the smaller theater of war.
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2008-03-22 20:03:49 -07:00 |
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To the core we mosey, pardner!
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2008-12-03 16:15:32 -07:00 |
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To truly reach immortality, drop the kneecap in the bucket.
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2008-03-22 20:44:38 -07:00 |
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To turn on the disco ball, open your sandwich.
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2008-12-24 13:16:56 -07:00 |
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Toothpaste breeders positively loathe the health inspection.
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2008-04-05 20:49:48 -07:00 |
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Totalitarian bananas, yes those little people.
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2008-03-22 20:29:40 -07:00 |
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Totally fizzing, the soda exploded in a whiff of acid.
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2009-03-26 15:22:26 -07:00 |
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Touch a tight butt, and someday fuck a hernia.
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2008-11-20 19:38:12 -07:00 |
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Tranquilized grubs.
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2008-09-07 19:17:12 -07:00 |
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Trespassing in Daredeacon Scone is forbidden by law!
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2008-09-07 21:20:03 -07:00 |
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Try a laborous computer, Zefloog.
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2008-03-02 23:00:56 -07:00 |
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Try British Memorabilia and energy will flow, Luke!
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2008-03-22 20:34:02 -07:00 |
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Try mila my darling bass boost.
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2008-03-22 20:38:28 -07:00 |
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Try the door, and find Hairknob Bill.
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2008-03-09 22:54:36 -07:00 |
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Try the root beer, it'll put you in the bargain bin.
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2008-03-09 23:20:33 -07:00 |
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Try the tittergiggle; it will supply you with many strains of the ebola virus.
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2008-02-16 17:10:49 -07:00 |
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Tuck in the frames for Karate.
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2009-03-26 14:33:04 -07:00 |
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Tumors can bring about Spiny Shell kindred.
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2008-03-22 20:37:45 -07:00 |
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Turn down the light, I can't see myself think.
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2008-02-16 16:26:39 -07:00 |
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Turnpop my left hand, it's sore as a top hat.
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2009-02-09 21:05:57 -07:00 |
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Tweety must be lynched for this red stain.
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2008-03-09 23:19:26 -07:00 |
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Twice a day, scrub your teeth, milk the cow, and fall.
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2009-03-12 12:54:33 -07:00 |
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Twiddle your shirt for lousy excitement.
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2009-02-09 20:46:00 -07:00 |
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Two balloons make a hypotenuse, analytically speaking.
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2008-03-09 23:20:05 -07:00 |
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Ugolin the drooling dwarf will make you into one of his lead-hammering drones if you're not cautious.
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2008-04-05 20:55:18 -07:00 |
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Under communism, place a collect call at the bedroom.
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2008-11-20 19:47:26 -07:00 |
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Under the pervert, night lights are with Willy forever.
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2008-09-07 21:37:10 -07:00 |
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Undercover, however, has great benefits.
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2008-12-24 13:16:33 -07:00 |
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Unravel a lantern for York's distress.
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2008-11-20 20:15:08 -07:00 |
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Upon reaching nirvana, piss in your pants.
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2009-12-24 20:48:10 -07:00 |
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Using ditto techniques the secretary removed the bunyon.
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2008-03-22 20:02:09 -07:00 |
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Uth! Uth! There go the gears.
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2009-12-24 21:01:37 -07:00 |
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Vegetable rinds stick in one's whorehouse.
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2008-12-03 16:15:20 -07:00 |
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Very well, you won't remember my stars in an eye.
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2009-03-26 15:22:47 -07:00 |
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Voodoo in a maze, a concept of life.
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2008-04-05 20:36:38 -07:00 |
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Vulgarness is silver.
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2008-12-14 22:33:16 -07:00 |
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Wait to history's wheel, there's Mickey on the town!
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2008-09-07 21:28:47 -07:00 |
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Wake him up and be snuffed!
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2008-09-07 19:53:32 -07:00 |
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Walk your face with bleach, bucket.
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2008-09-07 19:14:56 -07:00 |
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Wall in my way, got a dry cough, what isn't John?
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2008-09-07 21:37:55 -07:00 |
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Wall ride to your impending doom!
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2008-04-05 20:42:49 -07:00 |
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Waltz with the marinated robot!
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2008-11-26 18:28:05 -07:00 |
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Wampum is available at your local newsboy's.
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2009-02-09 21:08:16 -07:00 |
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Wander, but never speak for the little black thing.
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2008-02-16 17:11:17 -07:00 |
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Warts in an expression of logic make five.
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2008-04-05 20:40:24 -07:00 |
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Was it there that I saw my energy ring?
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2008-12-03 16:14:49 -07:00 |
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Washboard DJ, rough the felt corn.
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2008-03-22 20:31:32 -07:00 |
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Washington D.C. has chestnuts.
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2008-12-14 22:32:09 -07:00 |
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Watch the plastic fly!
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2008-03-09 23:17:12 -07:00 |
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Water got lost, help him find the escape pod!
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2008-11-26 18:31:07 -07:00 |
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Water pollution is deadly only to the toymaker.
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2008-02-11 00:43:16 -07:00 |
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Water sewage contaminates the sacred scarab gungball.
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2008-02-17 15:18:45 -07:00 |
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We all knew Luka, the licking happy ringleader.
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2009-02-09 20:48:44 -07:00 |
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We all live in a world, to be sure.
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2008-11-26 18:26:27 -07:00 |
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We don't make sense, we are the unemployed beavers!
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2008-03-02 22:51:43 -07:00 |
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We Eatons, we get vacuumed up all the time.
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2009-07-10 18:48:13 -07:00 |
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We have dis wurk period, Shukhov!
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2008-03-22 20:06:52 -07:00 |
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We have given our blood, sweat, and earboils, all to no avail.
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2008-04-05 20:35:20 -07:00 |
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We have left you in a tidal wave for the sake of Al.
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2009-02-09 21:10:24 -07:00 |
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We move to the disco beat as monks flood the A paper.
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2008-03-02 23:01:56 -07:00 |
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We sniff our cotton as the Goodyear blimp swerves overhead.
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2008-03-22 20:44:24 -07:00 |
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Well done, friar! Now to see the tower mongrel.
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2008-09-07 21:26:15 -07:00 |
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Well, much of me will be disintegrated, and the remainder, shall be shined.
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2008-04-05 20:34:46 -07:00 |
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We're all just itty marshmallows in the keyboard of life.
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2008-11-20 19:42:59 -07:00 |
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Western salt is costly for your power, Dicky.
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2008-11-20 19:47:59 -07:00 |
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Westwood lays in the ruins of my dormitory.
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2009-07-10 18:57:13 -07:00 |
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We've no extra boarding space for MTV tonight.
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2008-11-20 19:45:15 -07:00 |
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What a beautiful drawing!! I wish Hilda could see the light.
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2008-09-07 21:24:19 -07:00 |
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What a dump this place is! Even Bohemian Rhapsody is better!
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2008-03-22 20:51:00 -07:00 |
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What are you talking about? I only ate a piano.
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2009-03-12 08:38:24 -07:00 |
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What are you talking about? I only kicked the peanut.
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2009-02-09 20:26:22 -07:00 |
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What do you come for, in name of my superior knowledge?
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2009-03-12 12:55:42 -07:00 |
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What feels weird to one hangs the other.
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2009-03-12 09:30:04 -07:00 |
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What hath God wrought? Jalapeños, my good man.
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2009-07-21 18:43:26 -07:00 |
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What it has cost to replenish, it must cost to defile.
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2008-04-05 20:45:19 -07:00 |
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What? The devil? I can't do that!
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2008-02-16 16:43:06 -07:00 |
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What's that I hear? Why, Rain Man!
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2008-09-07 21:30:02 -07:00 |
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What's that on your head, Mr. Jacobin?
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2008-09-07 19:56:06 -07:00 |
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When seeking Donald Duck, take care to wax your nine irons.
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2008-04-05 20:36:00 -07:00 |
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When the birds eat the clouds, Lassie, come home.
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2009-12-24 20:44:05 -07:00 |
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When the chime strikes noon, I'll be in bed with typhoid.
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2008-02-11 00:40:01 -07:00 |
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When the clock goes round, pick your flowers.
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2009-02-09 20:25:05 -07:00 |
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When the flag sings, stamp your feet.
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2009-03-12 08:31:38 -07:00 |
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When the mail is returned, you'll open a 7-11.
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2009-02-09 21:09:01 -07:00 |
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When there is no hope, eat a banana.
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2009-03-12 08:34:26 -07:00 |
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When there is no oatmeal, wet the folder.
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2008-12-03 16:14:35 -07:00 |
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When trying to imitate the frog, slump.
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2009-03-12 09:25:52 -07:00 |
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When willingness to compromise gets your better half, you must obtain.
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2008-04-05 20:39:36 -07:00 |
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When you look into the sky, it reminds me of a lamppost.
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2008-03-09 23:22:56 -07:00 |
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Whenever brains call, mop it.
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2009-02-09 21:04:45 -07:00 |
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Whenever you feel down, don't forget to print the disk.
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2008-11-25 21:31:54 -07:00 |
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Where has the web of nature plunged?
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2009-03-26 14:26:39 -07:00 |
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Where hath I put the ring?
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2009-03-26 14:27:06 -07:00 |
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While I live, I joust.
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2008-04-05 20:43:47 -07:00 |
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Whistle to me, oh janitor of size!
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2008-11-20 19:39:53 -07:00 |
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White noise can block the advice.
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2008-04-05 20:41:25 -07:00 |
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Whitish eyebrows were the improper course of harmless fun.
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2008-02-17 15:03:20 -07:00 |
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Why did the door flat?
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2008-12-24 13:09:51 -07:00 |
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Why do we use beans to howl in our pajamas?
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2009-02-09 21:11:17 -07:00 |
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Why do you nest in that tissue?
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2009-03-12 09:28:13 -07:00 |
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Why have you sent for a bucket of fleas, coachman?
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2008-02-16 17:03:25 -07:00 |
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Why is there a trace remaining of sentence completion?
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2009-02-09 20:47:38 -07:00 |
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Why must Montana hark you so?
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2009-12-24 21:03:30 -07:00 |
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Why on earth would you tear your sweater in the rain?
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2008-12-14 22:32:26 -07:00 |
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Why should you care when you ate a burrito?
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2008-12-14 22:29:39 -07:00 |
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Why, Charlie Brown, you have no idea what background you're in!
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2008-11-25 21:42:18 -07:00 |
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Will I fail to nab you a trout?
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2008-12-24 13:09:42 -07:00 |
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Williamsburg Airlines flew into freak wormholes, and mother, bake me some cookies.
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2008-03-22 20:14:30 -07:00 |
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Winky the Pig wishes you well in the pilgrimage to Mecca, my liege!
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2008-02-16 18:34:05 -07:00 |
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Winston the nifty one is responsible for mimology.
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2008-03-02 22:58:01 -07:00 |
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Wiping his diarrhea, Hercules said, "I am a united man."
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2008-03-02 22:40:17 -07:00 |
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Wise ones always fool their progeny with rubber.
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2008-11-20 19:41:10 -07:00 |
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With a bell, all doors are possible.
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2009-03-12 09:28:51 -07:00 |
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With a snicker, the evil audience proceeded through the process of modern balloting.
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2008-02-17 15:11:06 -07:00 |
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Wool, the final frontier.
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2009-07-10 18:58:10 -07:00 |
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Word to your gastric juices, styrofoam rookie!
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2008-11-25 21:33:41 -07:00 |
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Work the underarm shift today, or be chuted.
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2008-03-22 20:30:25 -07:00 |
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Workhorses power my miracle sled.
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2009-03-26 14:36:05 -07:00 |
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Wow! The world's big!
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2008-02-16 16:35:20 -07:00 |
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Write your head up at Jim's, peacemaker.
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2008-11-20 19:48:52 -07:00 |
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Yes, I've finally won the humbug trophy.
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2008-03-09 22:58:42 -07:00 |
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Yo ho, and a carton of beer!
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2008-11-20 20:48:28 -07:00 |
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Yo ho, matey, we've an empty lodge for yer faithfuls.
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2009-03-12 12:54:58 -07:00 |
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Yoda wants your redness now, young Arab.
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2009-03-26 15:16:41 -07:00 |
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You and your false smile have no justice in my court.
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2009-03-12 09:26:08 -07:00 |
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You blockhead! You nearly glued my stool!
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2009-03-12 13:01:04 -07:00 |
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You broke my eye! You Pig Fish Cream!
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2008-02-16 16:31:29 -07:00 |
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You certainly have the right to bark insanely at miniature windows.
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2008-04-05 20:54:27 -07:00 |
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You clumsy oaf! You wrecked my Dodge Retriever!
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2009-07-21 18:50:12 -07:00 |
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You do know that a shady guy lives at the Lion Inn, do you not?
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2008-11-20 19:48:25 -07:00 |
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You Gay Arthritis!
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2008-02-16 16:44:06 -07:00 |
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You hath no television for a millisecond!
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2008-12-14 22:30:37 -07:00 |
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You may mumble, but write with caution.
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2008-12-14 17:36:51 -07:00 |
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You may not know, but my beard is for sale.
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2009-03-12 12:53:50 -07:00 |
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You must uproot the bagel twin!
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2009-12-24 21:02:19 -07:00 |
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You nasty shadow; stop poking my pancreas!
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2008-03-22 20:08:59 -07:00 |
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You never know, but one day, you may walk up a slant.
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2009-03-26 14:27:38 -07:00 |
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You posturpedic slutmuffin!
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2008-04-05 20:43:21 -07:00 |
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You say, I do, but no dice.
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2009-03-12 13:05:33 -07:00 |
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You shall become a marshal if you are to destroy the North Pole.
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2009-03-12 09:26:45 -07:00 |
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You wretched dummy, you failed to eject yourself!
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2008-12-03 16:12:20 -07:00 |
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Young latchkey child, you have not even begun to know the meaning of Scotland Yard.
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2008-03-09 23:25:11 -07:00 |
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Your I.D., Chow!!
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2009-12-24 20:54:01 -07:00 |
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Your invitation to the Hall of Wally-Wally is available in the cupboard.
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2008-03-22 20:52:55 -07:00 |
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Your parody of the Pinball Age is politically incorrect!
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2008-02-17 15:14:54 -07:00 |
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Your T.I. is a lard bed from cantina!
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2009-12-24 20:45:36 -07:00 |
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Your track record is for the birds, Mr. James!
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2008-11-26 18:27:13 -07:00 |
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Your ulcer and you.
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2008-03-22 20:37:04 -07:00 |
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You've taken my hand, you thief!
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2008-12-14 22:31:47 -07:00 |
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Zimmerman, Zimbabwe, ahh! Repeat the lost moth.
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2008-03-22 20:32:15 -07:00 |
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Zip in good times, come on!
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2008-09-07 21:36:15 -07:00 |
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Zip up your hair, it's warm out!
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2008-11-20 20:47:22 -07:00 |
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Zippers! (Nautically speaking).
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2008-02-10 01:27:03 -07:00 |
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Zucchini darts will come to me someday.
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2009-02-09 21:03:32 -07:00 |
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Zuni Indians have never respected the American heave-ho.
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