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Call a mime a disgrace, but you're not leaving my house!
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2008-11-20 19:47:10 -07:00 |
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Call me a liar, but explore with your line.
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2009-02-09 20:44:35 -07:00 |
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Call the pornographic agent immediately, or I'll mail you a cherry bomb!
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2008-04-05 20:57:28 -07:00 |
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Camarero, Mrs. Parker needs her bathroom.
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2008-03-22 20:32:43 -07:00 |
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Carve out the plague, or my knees will buckle.
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2008-11-20 20:15:57 -07:00 |
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Castrate my brow, great one.
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2008-02-16 17:10:12 -07:00 |
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Catch the slug and drop it on Checkers!
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2008-11-20 19:39:13 -07:00 |
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Catelina emus must be rabbi's wifes.
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2008-03-22 20:02:41 -07:00 |
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Central Peru is the worst naval base imaginable.
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2008-03-09 22:48:54 -07:00 |
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Chalkebola must be painted, Van Gogh!
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2008-03-22 20:00:08 -07:00 |
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Checkered cards are never enough for the slight of hand.
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2008-03-22 20:31:50 -07:00 |
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Checkered marks stain Telemachus' peplos.
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2008-11-26 18:25:07 -07:00 |
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Chewy but tasty, my friend.
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2009-07-21 18:40:55 -07:00 |
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Chinese quotients, however small, are universally revered.
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2008-03-09 22:48:05 -07:00 |
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Chlorine is the root cause of Juniper Curvature.
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2008-03-22 20:36:25 -07:00 |
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Chuck it, and the germs of your troubles will staple.
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2008-03-22 20:35:25 -07:00 |
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Chuckie and the bleu cheese are old high school comrades.
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2008-11-20 19:48:39 -07:00 |
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Cigars in the pot, heads up!
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2008-11-20 20:14:52 -07:00 |
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Clammy and insomnia-ridden, you dip in.
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2009-03-12 13:06:40 -07:00 |
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Clean the bedpan, Giraffe!
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2008-09-07 21:21:02 -07:00 |
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Climax is always quite like a bittersweet hickory twig.
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2008-03-22 20:04:41 -07:00 |
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Climb the Nixon Administration to its fullest appomattox.
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2009-07-21 18:48:55 -07:00 |
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Comb my thrice penny pot for Teddy!
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2008-11-26 18:31:57 -07:00 |
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Combing your hair will never produce what you wish.
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2009-03-12 13:00:08 -07:00 |
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Come to the teddy bear toilet for America's sake.
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2009-03-12 13:03:04 -07:00 |
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Compostment of my bedroom shall proceed with great strictness.
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2008-04-05 20:33:43 -07:00 |
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Condescencion sees you off to bed.
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2008-11-25 21:40:46 -07:00 |
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Conk the table on the head before it explodes!
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2009-12-24 20:51:45 -07:00 |
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Converse the elements, Pencap Will.
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2008-03-09 23:17:03 -07:00 |
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Cookie Monster ate my NAFTA shirt!
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2008-09-07 21:39:38 -07:00 |
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Coordinate your oxbow, or feel the eternal saddle of pain.
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2009-07-21 18:48:25 -07:00 |
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Crack the fluid, you damned mustache!
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2008-03-22 20:28:54 -07:00 |
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Crank it up, Ginseng!
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2008-09-07 19:16:23 -07:00 |
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Created Man and Moe.
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2008-09-07 19:18:56 -07:00 |
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Crinkly tape, miserable eyelashes, and plane tickets on my kleenex.
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2008-03-09 22:58:00 -07:00 |
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Cristobal, your sheep have arrived from the background!
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2008-04-05 20:45:52 -07:00 |
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Crockpots are impossible to see through.
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2009-03-26 14:34:24 -07:00 |
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Custer, the mother of sandstone.
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2008-02-17 15:12:47 -07:00 |
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Custodial staff parks the Indiana raceway.
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2009-02-09 20:38:38 -07:00 |
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