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I am, I am, I said I'm just the wind!
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2008-02-17 15:14:11 -07:00 |
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I begin to sense a lost jacket in the future.
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2009-03-12 12:59:20 -07:00 |
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I bought a Honda motorcycle, but somehow fell into a dental plan.
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2008-12-24 13:06:32 -07:00 |
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I came for an incontinence check, but sadly, received an analyzing work of literature.
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2008-03-22 20:18:07 -07:00 |
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I can't come to Mott's 50th Anniversary!
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2008-03-22 20:07:48 -07:00 |
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I cry for a pearl in your ear, Howard.
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2009-03-12 13:03:49 -07:00 |
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I cry in vain, not in paradise!
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2009-03-12 09:26:56 -07:00 |
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I don't know the Postman! Ahhh!!
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2008-09-07 21:37:32 -07:00 |
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I don't know, but I think the navy's shoe polish rules.
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2008-02-16 17:12:42 -07:00 |
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I followed you to the booger cave, Jesse!
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2008-11-20 19:36:46 -07:00 |
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I had one chance, but used my juicer.
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2008-12-14 22:29:15 -07:00 |
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I haven't even reached the principality of Frankfurter yet!
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2009-03-26 14:32:20 -07:00 |
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I know you won't choke my intestine, pickle breath.
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2008-11-20 19:47:44 -07:00 |
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I lack the senses of a professional crawler driver.
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2009-03-12 09:29:17 -07:00 |
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I lied to Mac underwater.
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2008-12-24 13:05:53 -07:00 |
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I like spleens!
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2009-12-24 21:05:22 -07:00 |
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I look to the seat for support.
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2009-02-09 21:02:58 -07:00 |
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I need a shot of Federation Galoot!
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2009-12-24 20:58:07 -07:00 |
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I saw the twilight before my temperature learned correctly.
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2008-03-22 20:05:35 -07:00 |
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I screamed with an apprentice after me.
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2008-12-24 13:06:13 -07:00 |
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I see before me the great capital of Russia, Umuofia.
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2008-02-16 17:14:57 -07:00 |
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I shall squint to make your wrinkles appear.
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2008-12-14 22:30:18 -07:00 |
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I think there be nothin' stoppin' evacuation, brudda.
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2008-04-05 20:40:11 -07:00 |
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I want m'stogie!!
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2009-07-10 18:46:37 -07:00 |
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I wanted more than that crevice.
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2008-03-22 20:08:34 -07:00 |
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I was blacklisted yet again for hotdogging down the stairs at Kinko's headquarters.
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2008-04-05 20:54:47 -07:00 |
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I was looking forward to exterminating the refrigerator.
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2008-12-14 22:34:20 -07:00 |
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I'd like to, but to attend, I need a tea costume.
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2009-03-26 14:25:26 -07:00 |
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Identity is but a matter of persuasion.
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2008-04-05 20:35:43 -07:00 |
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If a cyclops smells damp, remember your promises.
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2009-03-12 09:27:52 -07:00 |
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If a father waves, show your elbow.
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2008-12-24 13:10:46 -07:00 |
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If absolute power corrupts absolutely, how come humanity can't see beyond its fingertips?
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2009-07-21 18:46:48 -07:00 |
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If constant gyration makes you nauseous, sing a battle hymn.
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2008-04-05 20:57:07 -07:00 |
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If it made any less sense, you'd be a politician.
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2008-12-24 13:11:49 -07:00 |
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If those holes are the ham sandwich (and you can quote me on this), 3G is the man.
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2008-11-25 21:41:14 -07:00 |
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If you crack a bell, it will stink.
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2009-02-09 20:27:06 -07:00 |
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If you take the wrong path, you'll get a mouthful of cheese.
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2008-12-14 22:34:03 -07:00 |
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If you'll only listen for a minute, we can all live wantonly.
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2008-03-22 20:18:27 -07:00 |
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I'll be glad to rat on Sonny!
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2008-12-03 15:32:28 -07:00 |
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I'll call my attorney unless you want to be mugged.
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2008-12-14 22:30:55 -07:00 |
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I'll hit, nobody feels like a squash!
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2009-03-12 09:30:24 -07:00 |
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I'll let Mekjian have a suckflat if you bean me!
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2008-09-07 21:21:56 -07:00 |
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I'll respect Travolta for the peroxide in his hairdo.
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2008-11-20 19:45:52 -07:00 |
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I'm sending your portfolio to detention until you come up with a bribe.
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2009-07-21 18:45:54 -07:00 |
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I'm singing in the rain, I'm URKK! POP! Slam Bam Boom!
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2008-09-07 19:31:23 -07:00 |
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I'm sorry Baas, but the Big Bang happened in my belly!
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2008-09-07 21:27:40 -07:00 |
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In history, we've all had a sympathetic head a few times.
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2009-03-12 12:54:12 -07:00 |
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In Mexico the flags always yell.
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2009-02-09 20:23:47 -07:00 |
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In one night, Genghis Khan conqured not only Asia, but the rights and common doctrines of the people of Gotham.
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2008-03-22 20:46:43 -07:00 |
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Infancy is the toughest stage for the greater marbled wombat.
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2008-03-09 22:51:08 -07:00 |
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Ink blots can't do this to me!
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2008-12-14 22:28:16 -07:00 |
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Intermural rigatoni and antidifferentiation, yeah!!
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2008-11-25 21:35:02 -07:00 |
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Into the depths of the turnips we go!
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2008-03-22 20:10:21 -07:00 |
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Ironing my pressure stones is the best job I can offer you.
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2008-04-05 20:55:56 -07:00 |
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Is Shawn's signature a general term for loneliness?
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2008-03-22 20:08:24 -07:00 |
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Isolation is the prime ticket.
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2008-03-09 22:57:11 -07:00 |
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It grows like a rotten croissant.
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2009-03-12 09:27:27 -07:00 |
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It is not, for what I imagined, a hostile scene.
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2009-03-12 12:58:43 -07:00 |
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It never pays papa to work as a juice squeezer!
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2008-11-26 18:30:12 -07:00 |
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It smells like Sunday.
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2008-02-10 01:20:28 -07:00 |
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It smells of camphor in the candle holder.
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2009-03-26 14:31:43 -07:00 |
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It was oh so quiet until the words "sexual asylum" aroused Cerebus' bedlam.
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2008-03-22 20:13:31 -07:00 |
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Italicize your ambition, always.
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2008-04-05 20:44:24 -07:00 |
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It's a flaw which needs brown gauze!
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2009-03-12 13:01:39 -07:00 |
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It's a shame the magnet was detached.
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2009-02-09 21:03:13 -07:00 |
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It's becoming a lewd name!
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2008-12-03 16:12:30 -07:00 |
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It's going to get drunk, McKay, restrict it!
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2008-02-16 17:21:53 -07:00 |
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It's hard to believe that Huxley himself saluted Afghanistan on my own lawn.
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2008-04-05 20:53:52 -07:00 |
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It's magic that a rotten bar holds you fast.
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2009-02-09 20:45:06 -07:00 |
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It's my aeroplane! Or Okonkwo's?
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2009-12-24 21:00:26 -07:00 |
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It's plastic! This food's plastic!
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2008-03-22 20:32:26 -07:00 |
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It's the tallywag, and not your frozen acne.
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2008-02-16 16:36:18 -07:00 |
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It's time for Snoofelbackpack to arrive at the institute.
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2008-03-22 20:50:09 -07:00 |
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It's too long for Tarzan to want the teletype!
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2008-02-16 18:33:23 -07:00 |
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I've found the moose in Japan! Do you want to see him?
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2008-11-25 21:30:56 -07:00 |
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