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A bath in the shadows rung untrue.
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2009-03-26 14:31:58 -07:00 |
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A beeping frightens a mouse as a dog in a sewer.
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2009-03-12 12:57:42 -07:00 |
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A blind man stumbled upon "A seal goes to the bathroom".
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2008-03-22 20:12:53 -07:00 |
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A child of the '70's can truly say "hairball".
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2008-04-05 20:43:08 -07:00 |
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A choir, ye booby trap, a choir!
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2008-12-03 12:48:09 -07:00 |
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A clicking dagger, a danger in one's glasses.
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2009-03-12 13:01:57 -07:00 |
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A dark alchemy lab isn't the afternoon I expected.
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2009-07-10 18:44:26 -07:00 |
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A good cattle drive will becalm me.
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2009-03-12 12:53:38 -07:00 |
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A Greek in a suit is odd to have founded the Big Mac.
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2008-03-09 22:55:03 -07:00 |
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A green light emanated from my cousin's bosom.
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2009-03-26 15:19:47 -07:00 |
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A known doctor is to repeat your poem at the tone.
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2009-03-26 15:18:35 -07:00 |
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A peace sign, no dust, there you have it!
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2009-03-12 09:29:49 -07:00 |
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A polycarbonate cyclotron might just be the experimental token.
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2008-11-20 20:49:14 -07:00 |
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A school of pickpocketing is a whit of the past.
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2008-02-17 15:15:12 -07:00 |
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A shit can for a nickel, that is all I ask.
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2009-03-12 13:02:36 -07:00 |
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A shoehorn in the press is a good sign.
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2008-02-16 16:32:34 -07:00 |
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A weak bladder will cause the Asian syndrome, medically.
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2009-03-12 13:04:28 -07:00 |
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A woolen shield shall save one from a heart attack.
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2009-03-26 14:32:41 -07:00 |
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A.P. XO, Lear's favorite.
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2009-12-24 20:45:54 -07:00 |
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Achtung, Sam, there goes our tail.
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2008-03-02 22:44:20 -07:00 |
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Adam and Eve were lucky, they had naked subliminal messages!
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2008-09-07 19:19:18 -07:00 |
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Aerocord is the manufacturer of the XM-NERD flying bicycle series.
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2008-04-05 20:52:05 -07:00 |
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After the successful surgery, Popeye the rhinestone shot the recruiting hippos.
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2008-03-22 20:01:43 -07:00 |
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Ah! Help me! Hollywhat? Hollywhat? Animaction.
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2008-03-22 20:07:18 -07:00 |
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Ah!!! The wells of Menzoberranzan!
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2009-12-24 20:59:10 -07:00 |
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Ah, a light I can finally share with.
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2009-03-12 09:29:01 -07:00 |
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Ahh! The gophers have come!
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2009-02-09 20:37:32 -07:00 |
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Ahh, the screech of holes.
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2008-09-07 19:05:08 -07:00 |
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Ahh, the waves of chocolate so hard and shiny.
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2008-09-07 19:10:19 -07:00 |
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Alamo the brave has failed you!
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2009-03-12 13:05:21 -07:00 |
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All city speech elements must report to the desk after the ear time.
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2008-03-22 20:09:23 -07:00 |
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All degenerate cultures have been sentenced for assimilation in a fortune cookie.
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2008-03-09 22:52:42 -07:00 |
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All my minions have a corkscrew appearance, whereas the brilliance of me is that of a benevolent Andalusian deity.
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2008-02-17 15:07:05 -07:00 |
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All the basic necessities of life were never provided until the Good Man's Era.
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2008-02-17 15:10:40 -07:00 |
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All you do is snap low on pigstaff!
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2008-09-07 21:40:44 -07:00 |
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America, the poison abortion by finger.
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2008-03-02 22:40:32 -07:00 |
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An awful plague has struck the pickle community.
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2008-12-14 22:31:15 -07:00 |
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And look at luck to you, on the river!
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2008-09-07 21:28:07 -07:00 |
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And Mylanta saves the day...
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2008-02-10 01:26:21 -07:00 |
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And the little bunnies go bouncing off!
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2008-02-16 16:29:43 -07:00 |
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And you'll walk as the tin man goes to storage.
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2008-02-11 00:38:09 -07:00 |
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Animal Farm is a wonderful hotel; it's got cake for all!
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2008-09-07 21:18:31 -07:00 |
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Anne Sexton must be segregated in this hobknob society.
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2008-03-09 22:55:46 -07:00 |
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Antelope's meat, the grave driver.
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2009-07-21 18:47:47 -07:00 |
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Apes, the freckle of hope.
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2009-07-10 18:55:00 -07:00 |
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Aphrodisiac Central, ah the feeling!
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2008-04-05 20:32:52 -07:00 |
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Apocalypse is the instrument on which we run.
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2008-02-17 15:09:48 -07:00 |
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Arabian barnacles meter the substitute's playroom.
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2008-02-16 17:17:37 -07:00 |
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Are you happy about Weird Al's song about you? Nowheee!
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2008-03-22 20:06:27 -07:00 |
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Arnie, stifle that squeaky handball with one of your blackmail projectiles.
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2008-04-05 20:47:07 -07:00 |
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Art, the earth is littered with Waxon!
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2009-07-10 18:48:29 -07:00 |
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As a punishment, Farkas, I shall banish you to the buckwheat farmers' camp!
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2008-04-05 20:52:24 -07:00 |
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As a wizard, you are destined to stuff a bottle.
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2008-12-14 22:32:55 -07:00 |
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As careless as a fly, the pope threw his harpsichord to the wind.
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2008-11-25 21:36:46 -07:00 |
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As dumb as the needlepoint, dear.
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2009-07-10 18:49:53 -07:00 |
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As if the water could not burp!
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2008-03-09 22:53:15 -07:00 |
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As physics progresses, the lentil crop wilts.
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2008-11-26 18:29:00 -07:00 |
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As the faithful pound the floor, inheritance has been overhanded.
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2008-12-03 12:47:55 -07:00 |
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As the weeks turn by, uncover your time raincheck.
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2009-02-09 21:08:39 -07:00 |
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As weird as mackerel, Reagan left the tomb.
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2008-09-07 21:23:20 -07:00 |
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Ass-mana from the bard, yeah!
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2008-02-16 16:33:18 -07:00 |
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At Camp Snoopy, there is but a trifle of the easy life.
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2008-03-22 20:49:13 -07:00 |
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At the Hertz, the time will be, March 27 and counting.
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2009-03-26 15:20:24 -07:00 |
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Audbon with peanuts mmm, mmm good.
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2008-03-22 20:31:04 -07:00 |
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Aunt Tom was the most extraordinary worm in the dog pound.
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2008-02-16 17:16:13 -07:00 |
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Auntie Em, the Charleston caught me in twine!!
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2008-09-07 21:34:58 -07:00 |
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Aura bucket, it comes time to sail you!
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2008-09-07 21:23:05 -07:00 |
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Away from the road my nausea goes!
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2008-11-20 19:37:20 -07:00 |
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