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54 quote(s) found for H

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Ha, ha, ha, I now control Mother's Cookie Lounge!! 2008-09-07 21:18:55 -07:00 Quote
Habits are like squares in a garden, utterly disgusting. 2008-04-05 20:32:17 -07:00 Quote
Hairless books do not bring measles. 2008-02-11 00:39:12 -07:00 Quote
Hale, the dark saloon, English bark. 2008-02-16 17:14:25 -07:00 Quote
Hallowo, catch the evil spitting grapeseed immediately! 2009-12-24 20:50:41 -07:00 Quote
Halt! You don't live in Helga Fence! 2008-09-07 21:40:34 -07:00 Quote
Ham Man, stop the flow! 2008-11-20 19:50:26 -07:00 Quote
Hams in the toilet roll miss you muchly. 2009-12-24 20:46:27 -07:00 Quote
Hand me a monomial, Sherman. 2009-07-10 18:58:21 -07:00 Quote
Hang it up, Amos, there's no twilight to strum! 2008-11-20 19:37:34 -07:00 Quote
Has Ekwefi fallen in the yams? No, to bed with you Ezinma! 2008-09-07 21:27:06 -07:00 Quote
He who eats celery doesn't have a clue. 2009-03-12 08:36:00 -07:00 Quote
He who eats the tomato gets slapped. 2009-02-09 20:24:26 -07:00 Quote
He who gains money speaks on the floor. 2009-03-12 08:36:54 -07:00 Quote
He who spits on the air conditioner opens the window. 2009-03-12 08:35:14 -07:00 Quote
He who steals the shaving cream, actually steals the juice. 2009-03-12 08:31:21 -07:00 Quote
Hear ye, hear ye! The shoe has come to peace. 2009-07-10 18:56:55 -07:00 Quote
Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up the drain! 2008-02-11 00:32:57 -07:00 Quote
Here comes the biscuit with his delicious hat! 2009-02-09 21:09:59 -07:00 Quote
Here in your bedroom, I can turn my Junker on! 2008-03-22 20:15:38 -07:00 Quote
Here's the sheriff for your moss issue! 2008-12-03 16:16:16 -07:00 Quote
Herman, enter for rich stud. 2009-12-24 20:47:45 -07:00 Quote
He's gonna awok you! 2009-12-24 21:01:16 -07:00 Quote
Hey Foxymophandlemama, That's Me has laryngitis! 2009-12-24 21:00:08 -07:00 Quote
Hey Mr. Bald Man! You need Dayquil! 2009-02-09 20:39:33 -07:00 Quote
Hey! That's me, I'm Conchita! 2009-02-09 20:35:29 -07:00 Quote
Hey, lady, you can't appropriate my pillbox hat. 2008-03-09 22:57:28 -07:00 Quote
Hey, stop choking the cheese. 2009-02-09 20:27:22 -07:00 Quote
Hey, stop huggieing the ducks! 2009-03-12 08:34:50 -07:00 Quote
Hey, what's cooking? Saibando, you fool! 2008-11-20 20:48:12 -07:00 Quote
Hey, you forgot the totalitarian Marcos. 2008-03-22 20:11:41 -07:00 Quote
Historically, gross books are indistinguishable recommendations. 2008-03-22 20:05:18 -07:00 Quote
Ho ho, I see you boxing with a depressed string. 2009-03-26 14:24:16 -07:00 Quote
Ho, ho, ho for the plane cheese. 2008-02-10 23:36:25 -07:00 Quote
Hold a kettle to Todd! Are you nuts? 2008-11-26 18:25:31 -07:00 Quote
Hold it to the grinder, for old Mildew needs it. 2008-12-03 15:35:01 -07:00 Quote
Hold the mayonnaise, but not the rosewood cabinet. 2008-11-20 19:40:54 -07:00 Quote
Hold the sand, rectum, and plaster shall dry. 2008-03-22 20:12:16 -07:00 Quote
Home is my plexiglass window. 2008-09-07 21:38:53 -07:00 Quote
Hoot the six-legged fog machine, Jack! 2008-03-22 20:30:49 -07:00 Quote
Hoot to me, and remember to let out the wetness. 2009-03-26 15:27:35 -07:00 Quote
Hoover Dam bursts with the elimination of the cornucopia! 2009-03-26 14:30:04 -07:00 Quote
Hornrimmed beer goggles were a gas in the '50's! 2009-07-21 18:40:00 -07:00 Quote
How beautiful you tinkle, my love! 2008-09-07 21:38:30 -07:00 Quote
How dare tofu stick to your lips! 2008-12-14 22:28:01 -07:00 Quote
How dare you present me with a salt lick, General! 2008-03-22 20:51:13 -07:00 Quote
How dost the purple dots of Mavis Bevis. 2008-03-22 20:52:18 -07:00 Quote
How is it, Chris? It appears the common Trevor Fuse broke, sir. 2008-03-22 20:47:52 -07:00 Quote
How many tapes can you record on a carrot stick? 2008-12-24 13:05:44 -07:00 Quote
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a sale ends 1/1/04? 2008-04-05 21:00:51 -07:00 Quote favorites image
How trash canny of you to accompany Alice to the millstone. 2008-02-16 18:33:16 -07:00 Quote
How unfair that I should forget my Magnesium Wig! 2008-12-24 13:14:14 -07:00 Quote
Humanity shall descend the rainbow spiral. 2008-02-11 00:51:07 -07:00 Quote
Hunt the gnome, so that you may stock the barrel. 2008-02-16 16:39:40 -07:00 Quote extras image