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31 quote(s) found for F

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Fail, and you shall be returned. 2008-02-11 00:56:05 -07:00 Quote
Falderal, the eraser didn't bounce through your yard! 2008-09-07 21:36:04 -07:00 Quote
Far away, there lays the medical wall. 2009-03-26 14:30:18 -07:00 Quote
Fearless and brave, I struck the obese man in the temple. 2009-02-09 21:00:05 -07:00 Quote
Feathers-a-Twist comes separately. 2008-02-10 01:38:12 -07:00 Quote
Feed me lettuce, Wolfgang! 2008-11-26 18:27:34 -07:00 Quote
Field insects do not benefit with spots. 2008-03-22 20:31:16 -07:00 Quote
Flatten me, and never shall another crepe live! 2009-02-09 21:03:47 -07:00 Quote
Flecks of straw litter your cutting room, Paramount. 2009-03-26 14:23:49 -07:00 Quote
Flexible honors for us, Sally! 2009-07-21 18:42:52 -07:00 Quote
Follow Hardy's vaporizer and the tarnish man says "yay!!" 2008-02-10 01:21:23 -07:00 Quote
For a cripple, Gramps was amazing to have reached Lasagna. 2008-02-16 17:20:20 -07:00 Quote favorites image
For a domino, that was a good performance. 2008-12-24 13:13:55 -07:00 Quote
For a necktie to be safe, you must hit it. 2008-12-14 22:33:08 -07:00 Quote
For always, the May Company. 2009-03-12 13:06:22 -07:00 Quote
For as long as you're with me, you must take Motrin. 2008-12-24 13:09:18 -07:00 Quote
For as polar as you are, a wrench seems strange. 2008-12-14 22:28:38 -07:00 Quote
For those about to rock, I used to live here. 2008-02-29 12:19:53 -07:00 Quote
For what it's worth, your writing propelled me. 2008-12-24 13:11:24 -07:00 Quote
For your next assignment, go cork Honeycomb Ridge. 2008-09-07 21:22:47 -07:00 Quote
Forget the pork. You're on the road now. 2008-02-10 01:25:54 -07:00 Quote favorites image
Forrest Gump cares not about your ricocheting aneurysm. 2008-12-03 15:32:17 -07:00 Quote
Forward my mucous on to the Chairman of Underwater Raspberries. 2008-04-05 20:47:58 -07:00 Quote
Freaky man Bo. 2008-09-07 19:55:55 -07:00 Quote
Freeze my salt, for Nero has come. 2008-09-07 21:19:48 -07:00 Quote
Friar John stole my sacred Hibachi! 2008-02-11 00:53:42 -07:00 Quote
Friendly can be my pan likes. 2008-09-07 19:52:56 -07:00 Quote
From hell, I stab at thee. 2008-12-24 13:06:02 -07:00 Quote favorites image
Fruculent appetites are worth the wait. 2008-03-02 18:43:27 -07:00 Quote
Fun meal at China Inn! 2008-12-03 15:34:16 -07:00 Quote
Fuse the crackers, and wash the tape, but don't forget the Ebola virus. 2009-02-09 20:39:10 -07:00 Quote