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37 quote(s) found for P

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Panama Canal has nothing to say. 2008-02-10 01:35:31 -07:00 Quote
Parkinson's Disease isn't a hazard, it's earthquake insured! 2009-07-21 18:44:58 -07:00 Quote
Parthenien air insoles are best for arthritis. 2008-03-22 20:34:33 -07:00 Quote
Patchy people will grab at a loose tendon and hang on. 2009-03-26 14:33:32 -07:00 Quote
Peep around the stalky hedges of cold onions. 2008-11-20 19:43:53 -07:00 Quote
Pen your tune of might, then return to sand major ass. 2008-04-05 20:37:51 -07:00 Quote
Penal Code 203B: Waterboy Corruption. 2008-04-05 20:33:09 -07:00 Quote
Pent up? Park in reverse! 2008-02-10 01:28:36 -07:00 Quote
Pepper the stocking for Easter! 2008-11-20 19:43:18 -07:00 Quote
Pereira, the great man of bleach, left his grandson Liberte, Egalite, and Fraternite in his will. 2008-03-22 20:48:30 -07:00 Quote
Pick it and like it, you bleach. 2008-09-07 19:09:57 -07:00 Quote
Pigskimble! Smartylark! 2008-02-16 16:30:17 -07:00 Quote extras image
Pigskin motherfuckers will wipe your breastplate clean. 2008-04-05 20:40:59 -07:00 Quote
Pineapple housing tracts are surely the oddest of expenditures. 2008-04-05 20:57:47 -07:00 Quote
Pistols for me, Harvey? You shouldn't have! 2008-11-20 19:40:25 -07:00 Quote
Play Chain, woohoo! 2008-02-16 16:42:37 -07:00 Quote extras image
Please fax me Churchill's skull as soon as possible. 2008-02-16 18:33:50 -07:00 Quote favorites image
Please move, I do believe your hair is stalking me. 2009-02-09 20:34:18 -07:00 Quote
Please try my delicious chalkboard stew! 2008-02-11 00:54:52 -07:00 Quote
Please, no standard countryman! 2008-11-26 18:24:42 -07:00 Quote
Plegmatic gurus patiently began the work of dusting the dodos. 2008-03-22 20:00:44 -07:00 Quote
Polychronopolous is a toilet, man!! 2008-02-11 00:36:32 -07:00 Quote
Pop down the wrong hole, and you'll dehydrate. 2009-03-12 12:58:10 -07:00 Quote
Pork may be substituted with Williams. 2008-09-07 19:04:21 -07:00 Quote
Porky, Porky, ew, green caterpillars! 2009-12-24 20:44:21 -07:00 Quote
Pounding, pounding at my door was the disappearing noble. 2008-03-22 20:43:49 -07:00 Quote
Poverty, the leading cause of skin cancer. 2008-02-16 16:32:03 -07:00 Quote extras image
Pow! signs aren't a welcome trait in Possum World. 2008-11-20 19:50:15 -07:00 Quote
Power. The mood of the millionaires. 2008-02-10 01:36:58 -07:00 Quote
Prattle and SCORE!!! 2008-02-10 01:37:10 -07:00 Quote
Pretzel, my forensic football. 2008-03-09 23:19:12 -07:00 Quote
Proclaim my virginity across the land, for I am to be fouled! 2008-04-05 20:37:32 -07:00 Quote
Proud about a short length, I shipped my dealings. 2009-03-26 14:31:30 -07:00 Quote
Pro-wrestling mania grazed my left ear. 2008-04-05 20:42:21 -07:00 Quote
Puff it out, the cutlery is there for protection. 2009-03-26 15:23:05 -07:00 Quote
Puff the Magic Wagon carried loads of boys. 2008-09-07 19:08:27 -07:00 Quote
Pump it to the surface, or be had by the salesman. 2008-09-07 21:39:55 -07:00 Quote